Torture by the Inch

My "good friends" kidnapped my tape measure and insisted I pay a ransom to get it back. As I am not one to play by the rules of terrorists, I said no. Then I began to receive photos of my tape measure being tortured by other tape measures.










Bastards. I'll convert to metric before I let the terrorists win.

(Is that one tape measure dressed up like Mr. T?)

16 comments:

levi said...

BURN HIM AT THE STAKE FOR HIS AUTOLOCKING WITCHCRAFT!!!!!!!!!

DogsDontPurr said...

Mmmm....measuring tape porn.

But what is up with those blood covered note pads in the background????

Anonymous said...

More proof that "blogging" is just a silly, retarded, self-indulgent fad that will soon pass. Really. This is stupid.

Doug said...

Measurmenses?

Doug said...

This ain't blogging, Dave. It's called "Get Your Head Out of Your Assism."

Idiot.

DogsDontPurr said...

"Measurmenses".....I absolutely love that!

Keegan said...

Just pay him the five cheeseburgers he asked for! Remember we still have the giant laser.

Ramone said...

I like little boys and watching this gets me hot!

Doug said...

Ramone,

I do not support your type of comment on this site. Please clean it up pal.

Bobby said...

Man Doug,

Blogging is so dumb, I wish it were never invented. Now instead of sitting around all night reading blogs (the one thing I hate) I can just go to sleep. Damn blogs for I have no self-control.

Ramone said...

The intentional editing of blog responses renders the whole process irrelevant; a further indication that the "terrists" have, indeed, triumphed.

lindz said...

Holy crap, you're ridiculous.
I love it.

p.s. Before I decide if the torture was warranted, I have to know what the ransom is?

bobby said...

The ransom is five dollar menu cheeseburgers from McDonald's. The Lufkins will continue their work until it is paid!

Anonymous said...

wow, 5 cheeseburgers? how fat are you?

Deb said...

this is the kinda shit that happens to me everyday.....

Anonymous said...

That is by far the funniest thing I have seen all day..and I didnt think I had a smile in me..HAHAHAHAHA....I think I am doing the wrong things at work.