How to Use the Automatic Soap Dispenser

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32 comments:

Dan said...

It's funny because it's true!

You Nanimous said...

That's really cute!

ebru said...

exactly like that!

Glowing Face Man said...

Bwahahaha!

Anonymous said...

I'll "squirt in the basin." Isn't that right ladies?

Methral said...

I think the solution should be getting both your hands under dispenser..One in normal distance and other below that..Then give hope and remove the upper hand..Soap should fall in the lower hand :P

Anonymous said...

@ Methral

Its still funny that to use an "automatic" dispenser you would need both hands. the mechanical old soap dispenser worked perfectly with one hand.

TheJerk said...

But with the mechanical version, you had to touch it after every other person touched it with their poorly washed poo hands, icky!

Shay said...

Yeah, but after you touch that yucky dispenser with your already yucky hands, you wash them.

The thing I usually don't like is having to turn off the faucet with my clean hands, or opening the bathroom door to get out.

robb said...

the best soap dispenser's manual in the world.

Joban. said...

Uhhh, this NEVER occurs when I use an automatic soap dispenser.

Katey said...

Well aren't you special, Joban.

sedgehurst said...

This describes my last relationship if you replace 'Automatic Soap Dispenser' with my ex-girlfriend's name, replace 'dispenser' with 'ability to care for other people', 'hands' with 'affection', 'soap/squirt' with 'glimmer of caring', and 'basin' with 'your miserable life'.

Yep.

BankerCat said...

Joban must be some kind of superheo

Anonymous said...

Why do girls always think everything is cute? do they just lack the words to say it was hilarious? or... cool? or... oh I don't know... sweet? pretty? hot? ok fine. cute. I guess cute must mean all of those things at different times. it's like the new version of good.
"awwww look at it! it's so good!"
"XD HAHA! THAT'S GOOD!"
"wow. you look good."

Anonymous said...

damn, dude. that poster is fish!
just look at the signs and letters on that piece of dead wood fiber.

Dave said...

I'd squirt if you repeatedly pumped my dispenser too.

Karen said...

Oh Dave, you're so eloquent...

Anonymous said...

Ok, this has never happened to me. I have never heard of this happening to anyone. Yeah, it's funny, but it is so far from truth.

Eric Lester said...

The author of this document should be writing Help files for Microsoft.

Anonymous said...

ha! zing! nice one eric

Robert said...

AHAHA! This could be on passiveaggressivenotes! stumbled...

Zenster said...

shopped.. you can see the pixels

space tiger said...

first!

Anonymous said...

Its sad..cuz I work in a company that helps take care of Mentally challenged people and they know how to use these soap dispensers with no Problem!!!....Im thinking that they are smarter than us sometimes!! :0)

sharlene said...

LOL, so true!!!

Anonymous said...

I thought that inventions were supposed to better man kind? lol

cantanstrophe said...

Sedgehurst:

Like this?

Place affection under nozzle
Wait
When you have given up hope and think that the ability to care for other people isn't working, pull affection back and a glimmer of caring will land in your miserable life.
Place affection under nozzle.
Move affection about.
When you have given up hope and think that the ability to care for other people isn't working, pull affection back and a glimmer of caring will land in your miserable life.
Place affection under nozzle.
Attempt to trick the automatic ability to care for other people by pulling affection out and then rushing them forward to catch the nonexistent glimmer of caring.
When you have given up hope and think that the ability to care for other people isn't working, pull affection back and a glimmer of caring will land in your miserable life.
Scoop glimmer of caring out of your miserable life.

Walter said...

Hahaha, who waits at step 2!?

MandyLynn405 said...

hahahahaha that is so true, happens to me every time a bathroom has one of those things.

Ren Tolentino said...

this is funny

Anonymous said...

I'm crazier than a snakes armpit