Ha ha mate I defiantly do lot of number 6.Great post. James Powell
Number is the item I alwasy get stuck on....... Hang on, I'll google it!!
Hi there.I wanted to subscribe to your blog feed with my Bookmarks Toolbar Folder using Firefox but couldn't find the correct rss to your blog. Eventually I found it in your source code ashttp://www.holyjuan.com/feeds/posts/defaultMaybe you could put a button in case you're losing out on people wanting to subscribe to your geat blog.:-)
I think I fixed it... wait. No I didn't.Just a minute...
I got a list. When I went to print it I was out of ink. I had to take my mower to the pawn shop and got just enough for the ink cart. I got the $3.00 all day bus ticket but the driver was bitchy about me lugging the fookin Toro on board. I have a handicapped pass so he kind of let it go. Then, when I got to the store with my pawn money, they only had the duo offer one color cart/one B/W. I do have a health care spending card so I go over the check out and convince some one to let me purchase a qualifying item for them. It took three different purchases but I got the difference. I got back to my stop and and as I looked across the street, I saw my downstairs neighbor at the south bound stop, so I went over and sold my all day ticket to her for a $1.50. As I was digging around for change for her $2.00, I asked her to hold my bag with the carts in it. I handed her the change just as the bus arrived and she turned and got on with my carts. I hate my life.TB
Hehe, looks almost exactly like my list!...
Wow...I guess you have been too busy to email your fans then....Anonymous.(the real one)
I promise to be a better hero.
Wow, I'm currently unemployed and I looked at that list and well...More true than I can imagine.Except #7. Tell the boyfriend I sent out "like hundreds of resumes" There is a "Browse Reddit" and other stuff on the list too
great list lol
I only start to worry when your day sounds much more productive (and I work! - agh!)
You are a funny bastard.
Strangely I do #6 most of the day at work.
Good list. I printed it out and will consult it the next time I am unemployed!
Gee, it has worked for me since 2003.She might just be catching on...
Ugh! Is this what I have to look forward to? It's only been a week, and I'm already running out of things to do.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but these guys just ripped you off:http://www.subtire.com/2008/05/26/unemploied-stuff-to-do-list/
Ha! I just did a search:http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&q=unemployed+stuff+to+do+list&btnG=Google+SearchIt's all over the place. That's my early ignorance about not watermarking or putting my name on my original material.Lesson learned.
Just a couple of things missing from the list:a) Find out why all the commercials for Devry University and becoming a medical billing specialist are on from 12pm-3pm, and 12am-3pm and b) memorize every episode of [insert anime series here] played on Adult Swim
oops, I meant 12am-3am.
Sometimes I create lists like this just to have the satisfaction of crossing them out...or crumpling them up. Either way, humor and unemployment are a great pair.
hahaha...oooh yes how i luv being unemployed! well except for when its bill time or when i cant stand eating p&j's or top ramen anymoreor even worse, when i have to take my change to the coinstar for gas and a 99cent mcfuckmylife sandwhich...damn i need a job
Gosh you're funny! :) TY!
haha. This is indeed a list made of Juan, the Filipino man who resembles laziness. haha. Love this list.Cheers,Cathy@manometer
But how can #8 be checked off already? He couldn't check it off until he posted the rest of it! MIND BLOWN!
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