Unemployed stuff to do list

26 comments:

James Powell said...

Ha ha mate I defiantly do lot of number 6.

Great post.

James Powell

Coopz said...

Number is the item I alwasy get stuck on....... Hang on, I'll google it!!

Anonymous said...

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Doug said...

I think I fixed it... wait. No I didn't.

Just a minute...

Toulouse Bleu said...

I got a list. When I went to print it I was out of ink. I had to take my mower to the pawn shop and got just enough for the ink cart. I got the $3.00 all day bus ticket but the driver was bitchy about me lugging the fookin Toro on board. I have a handicapped pass so he kind of let it go. Then, when I got to the store with my pawn money, they only had the duo offer one color cart/one B/W. I do have a health care spending card so I go over the check out and convince some one to let me purchase a qualifying item for them. It took three different purchases but I got the difference. I got back to my stop and and as I looked across the street, I saw my downstairs neighbor at the south bound stop, so I went over and sold my all day ticket to her for a $1.50. As I was digging around for change for her $2.00, I asked her to hold my bag with the carts in it. I handed her the change just as the bus arrived and she turned and got on with my carts.

I hate my life.

TB

Keith said...

Hehe, looks almost exactly like my list!...

Anonymous said...

Wow...I guess you have been too busy to email your fans then....

Anonymous.(the real one)

Doug said...

I promise to be a better hero.

Tia Marie said...

Wow, I'm currently unemployed and I looked at that list and well...More true than I can imagine.

Except #7. Tell the boyfriend I sent out "like hundreds of resumes"
There is a "Browse Reddit" and other stuff on the list too

White Raven said...

great list lol

devolute said...

I only start to worry when your day sounds much more productive (and I work! - agh!)

RickySilk said...

You are a funny bastard.

Carpanza said...

Strangely I do #6 most of the day at work.

jonathan said...

Good list. I printed it out and will consult it the next time I am unemployed!

Mariana said...

Brilliant! :D

Anonymous said...

Gee, it has worked for me since 2003.

She might just be catching on...

Anonymous said...

Ugh! Is this what I have to look forward to? It's only been a week, and I'm already running out of things to do.

Ender said...

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but these guys just ripped you off:

http://www.subtire.com/2008/05/26/unemploied-stuff-to-do-list/

Doug said...

Ha! I just did a search:

http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&q=unemployed+stuff+to+do+list&btnG=Google+Search

It's all over the place. That's my early ignorance about not watermarking or putting my name on my original material.

Lesson learned.

Anonymous said...

Just a couple of things missing from the list:

a) Find out why all the commercials for Devry University and becoming a medical billing specialist are on from 12pm-3pm, and 12am-3pm

and b) memorize every episode of [insert anime series here] played on Adult Swim

Anonymous said...

oops, I meant 12am-3am.

squeedles said...

Sometimes I create lists like this just to have the satisfaction of crossing them out...or crumpling them up. Either way, humor and unemployment are a great pair.

vb said...

hahaha...oooh yes how i luv being unemployed! well except for when its bill time or when i cant stand eating p&j's or top ramen anymore
or even worse, when i have to take my change to the coinstar for gas and a 99cent mcfuckmylife sandwhich...damn i need a job

Recovery Relief Foundation said...

Gosh you're funny! :) TY!

VanityofVanities said...

haha. This is indeed a list made of Juan, the Filipino man who resembles laziness. haha. Love this list.

Cheers,
Cathy@manometer

Anonymous said...

But how can #8 be checked off already? He couldn't check it off until he posted the rest of it! MIND BLOWN!