10 Attributes of Really Lazy People

1. Inability to put forth the effort required to complete any task.









71 comments:

Tinshed said...

This made my day. It took a second or two to get it but once the penny dropped, I had a broad smile. Thank You.

slartibartfast said...

I think

Shaun Apple said...

This sounds like me and all my friends.

Kenji said...

Haha, thank you for making my day. This is quite an accurate description!

Ras said...

I have 3 points to make:

1. The post is smart
2. you are

noslenp said...

Yea but what about the other nine
Ah who cares
Another cup of coffee please

Anonymous said...

blimey i need a lie down now !



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Jack Alexander said...

And another attribute:

Anonymous said...

Lazy people:

1- Read posts like yours instead of working.

Tfotherby said...

It's good you only managed 1 attribute because I'm too lazy to read ALL 10!
:-)

Doug said...

I will reply to all your comments once I get around to it. Maybe tomorrow. Or sometime after that...

JoAnn said...

Can I PLEASE have a T-shirt of this?

a.brain said...

i tried to click on the post twice before i "got it". must be in work mode! very funny, and i love it.

Anonymous said...

There are two kinds of people in this world; those who finish what they start and etc.

======
There once was a man from Peru
Whose limericks ended at line two.
+
There once was a man from Verdun ...

leern said...

zing!

Christ Chex said...

Mmmm Marijuana

B.L. said...

I was having a miserable day until I read this.

natty said...

funny

Marcm said...

The truth is, I'd probably be too lazy to read the other 9.

Syrrys said...

Favourite read of the day

Vegasadelphia said...

Very funny!

Sarah Louise said...

hee!

Dave said...

There are three kinds of people in the world:
1. Those that can count.
2. Those that cannot count.

bloggingjames said...

Boom, Boom.

Very good!

minimax said...

This is just too great. Wish I'd thought of it. I didn't so I did the only thing left for me: a Chinese version: http://www.wretch.cc/blog/minimax&article_id=16232235

Cheers!

Anonymous said...

There are 10 types of people in the world:


Those who understand binary:

And those who don't.

Doug said...

Yeah, I'm like the 0b10nd kind.

Anonymous said...

I had heard something like it in the highschool (6-9 years ago). Students had to write an essay about laziness. One student turned blank paper and passed.

Wendy Piersall said...

OMG that was good!

Anonymous said...

thats me
im even 2 lazy to cap or punc or spell rite

Doug said...

im wit u mi brothr

Johnobrow said...

This is really... oh what's the point

I Am Blog said...

I am impressed. LOL

Anonymous said...

nice...here's another
There are three kinds of people out there,those that can count and those that cant.

GReYWoLF said...

There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
1. Those who understand binary.
2. Those who don't.

deathBerry said...

hieahoihaeiheaiehaiohaeihaeie!!!!

You really made my day!
I've linked this post to my blog.

timS said...

Good one!

Howard said...

i think laziness is the lack of will to do task you deem worth doing or think you should be doing. One shouldn't be deemed lazy if they don't believe in doing such things as working (ie just submitting to authority overall), thats apathy.

Doug said...

Dude. Howard.

You might want to head over to smartguy.com or olddudeswithopinions.org cause I don;t know what the f you just said. Take your brains and leave this place!

Skronk said...

This is not accurate for one reason and one reason alone -
1) Lazy people wouldn't take the trouble to refine an idea into one line.
2)Lazy people would use redundant jargon and terms without any clear reference.
3)Lazy people are too lazy to stop when they have finished.
4)They repeat themselves...
5)Something something something...
6)Oh look, a bird - where was I ?

Albamarina said...

I just found this post and already love it. Love at first read...

Anonymous said...

Ahh, I'm too lazy to read more than the first one.

Anonymous said...

its funny.. i never got it till i read other peoples' comments-- funny stuff! i lol if i may...
msn was getting boring .. as i am also lazy and i think it made me think a bit, but again once on the computer im too lazy to think about anything- if i was lazy enough not to try to understand this i would have clicked stumble again to another site but im glad i didnt jus to get the point across that u probs wouldnt get to the end of this if u were lazy.. so that above comment does not include u -- i have patience to type this,, and am fast at typing, so it helps, but was there a point to this? lol!

Anonymous said...

oh ye- the person who wrote that really long comment was me lol emma from solihull, england lol jus wanted some cred-- dont know really why, just that i felt i wanted perhaps a notification, a little less that neglect for my hard work in typing lol! im 15! DID U THINK THAT? no u probs thought i was bout 10 4 being so sad- but no i just lyk posting realy long comments that no1 reads- 2 say im on tinternet lol

Doug said...

I read your every word.

Did you say, "Corn on the tinternet?" Because that would be just insane!

Anonymous said...

hey! that's not funny and not

I have 5 good reasons to hate this:

1)you originally promised 10
2)not all la

Paul said...

I like it... kicking myself for not thinking of it first!

Nik said...

TL,DR

Julian Schrader said...

Very nice :D

mrdugan said...

priceless.

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't a lazy person start with 10, or some other number like 6?

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of a T-Shirt a friend of mine had made for him that read:

Reasons to Procrastinate:
1.

Anonymous said...

no, a lazy person would not start with 6, too much thinking
1 is the natural starting number

and come on guys, you shouldn't be PROUD of your laziness

Anonymous said...

I may procrastinate about this at a later date..

Cornick said...

This just made my day.
Another reason to procrastinate is this: http://rufino-city.myminicity.com/ ..at least for me.

Bert Q. Slushbrow, Sr. said...

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Mentifex said...

This reminds me of a one-line Irishman joke.

"An Irishman walked out of a bar."

(Hey, it happens :-)

Juzam Djinn said...

It's really funny

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Anonymous said...

ya know, that's

steve said...

That was

Bbee said...

Some people just blah, blah, blah all talk and no action!

Thank you for letting be one of your 360 friends!

Anonymous said...

Anyone else think more than 90% of the comments are pathetic? The jokes are old, and those who are trying to be lazy are, well, indolent losers. Laziness is srs bzns.

Lazy Dan said...

I was going to read this but I couldn't be bothered... ;)

Aeromax said...

You should always finish what you sta

Paul said...

Brilliant!!

Anonymous said...

haha when i first read this i read it differently than the joke intended

Inability to put forth the effort required to complete any task.

since it says "any" instead of "a" it makes me think that its saying if people make excuses for not having any single thing they want in the world, they are being lazy, and everything is attainable if you put in the effort, so just read the line like that and tell me if it motivates you at all, and emphasize the word any, but umm cool joke

Jenny said...

So, does that mean that lazy people are apathetic, content, or weak? I'm confused.

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Anonymous said...

Maybe the most amazing paper I read this year :D

Anonymous said...

Nicely playe

Erin said...

As a lazy guy myself I would never have even started a list.