A few months ago, I had an internet tussle with a Clintonista. (If you are not aware, a Clintonista is like a pitbull without lipstick.) You can see the comments here: http://clintonista.wordpress.com/2008/04/23/what-hillary-clintons-impressive-pennsylvania-win-means/#comments
During our little debate, this Clintonista said that she would offer up an apology if Obama won the election.
Well, as you can guess, I have not heard from her.
So instead, I've written the apology letter for her:
As I promised, here is my apology.
I am sorry for criticizing you when it turned out that you were right and I was wrong.
I am sorry for turning my back on the Democratic Party.
I am sorry for any hurt feelings I may have caused any Obama supporters by blindly supporting McCain when Hillary was defeated in the primaries.
I am sorry that I doubted Barack Obama. My love for Hillary Clinton was absolute and I had to blame someone for her loss.
I would like to take this opportunity to thank Obama for throwing Clinton a bone and making Hillary Secretary of State.
HolyJuan, you might not be the most handsome man in the world, but I respect you and your opinion and maybe someday I will earn your respect.
Your (hopefully someday) friend,
Wow! Very nice.
Here is my reply:
Dear A Clintonista,
You can take your stinking apology and shove it. The election is over and I could care less about you and your horrific opinions.
PS I will still read your site everyday!! I love it!