My friends have been raving about the movie Idiocracy for years and yet I have not taken the effort to acquire it.
Erik from Erik Eats suggested I trade something for it.
If you have the movie and would like to trade me for it, let me know what you would want in trade. I will not trade for cash, but I do have some old coins!
Here are some things I have that you might be interested in trading:
DVDs
Books
A large chuck of Galena
Original HolyJuan cartoons that can be signed by the author or I can write a famous person’s name on it
Or I can let you be a guest writer or write something for you
If you are in Columbus, we can arrange a swap. Otherwise we can arrange shipping. If you live in Las Vegas, I'll come pick it up.
Let me know in the comments or at holyjuan@gmail.com.
A Page from Sarah Palin's Rider
Sarah Palin's top secret rider was recently found in a trash can outside of California State University Stanislaus. A rider is part of a contract that specifies all the demands of a client. Here is a page from that rider:
Productivity
After being gone for a week, I found this little diagram in our work area:
I could be wrong, but what I think this chart is explaining is that the more that I am around, the more productivity increases... right?
I could be wrong, but what I think this chart is explaining is that the more that I am around, the more productivity increases... right?
Switcheroo Name
Here is how you play the game: switch the first letters of your first and last name (for me it would be Joly Haun.) The new name will fall into one of the five categories:
1. No Change
Sadly, the first letters of your first and last name are the same. No fun. Sorry Kris Kristofferson.
2. Foreign Exchange Student
Remember that kid in high school that smelled like cheese and was always staring at you? Don't be sad, there will always be the other foreign exchange student for you to take to the prom. This means you Lia Eastep and Josh Kessler.
3. Porn Star
While a very small percentage of the population falls into this category, you have made it big. Good job, Rick Dodsworth!
4. Nemesis of Conan the Barbarian
Sometimes your Switcheroo Name just sounds evil. An evil person that would want to kill Cimmerians with guttural sounds that could only be pronounced by Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime. I’m looking at you Greg Allender and Stephanie Kuwasaki.
5. Norse God
Your regular name is boring, but your Switcheroo Name is GODLIKE! Usually you throw a couple of vowels in the first name and you will be messing in the matters of men and lying around eating manna. This means you John Acton.
1. No Change
Sadly, the first letters of your first and last name are the same. No fun. Sorry Kris Kristofferson.
2. Foreign Exchange Student
Remember that kid in high school that smelled like cheese and was always staring at you? Don't be sad, there will always be the other foreign exchange student for you to take to the prom. This means you Lia Eastep and Josh Kessler.
3. Porn Star
While a very small percentage of the population falls into this category, you have made it big. Good job, Rick Dodsworth!
4. Nemesis of Conan the Barbarian
Sometimes your Switcheroo Name just sounds evil. An evil person that would want to kill Cimmerians with guttural sounds that could only be pronounced by Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime. I’m looking at you Greg Allender and Stephanie Kuwasaki.
5. Norse God
Your regular name is boring, but your Switcheroo Name is GODLIKE! Usually you throw a couple of vowels in the first name and you will be messing in the matters of men and lying around eating manna. This means you John Acton.
Sad Easter Bunny is Sad
Don't be sad Easter Bunny! Jesus is going to come back real soon! You'll see!
Photo courtesy of Meshell.
Yay! Pollen!
We went to Georgia to visit our relatives this past week. Great time! Our van got a heavy coating of Georgia's famous tree sperm. Our van is usually blue, but in this photo it has a beautiful yellow-green iridescence.
This might look like snow, but it a photo of all the dust falling from the trees.
It seems other guests to the state had a similar mindset as us.
This might look like snow, but it a photo of all the dust falling from the trees.
It seems other guests to the state had a similar mindset as us.
E.T. in a lava lamp
We fired up Greg's lava lamp before bed and this emerged. It looks a lot alike an E.T. preserved in a jar:
With flash.
Without flash.
With flash.
Without flash.
What is the rabbit measuring?
This scan is from Rosemary Wells' "Timothy Goes to School."
My son asked me, "What is the rabbit measuring?" I said, "Um, the table leg." He said, "The ruler is not straight." I just kept reading.
My son asked me, "What is the rabbit measuring?" I said, "Um, the table leg." He said, "The ruler is not straight." I just kept reading.
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