WTF: Dude at Panera with desktop computer

Either that dude couldn't wait to get home for the unboxing or he was Jonesin' for some wi-fi.

Photo courtesy of @tgoodnight

What is the rabbit measuring?

This scan is from Rosemary Wells' "Timothy Goes to School."


My son asked me, "What is the rabbit measuring?" I said, "Um, the table leg." He said, "The ruler is not straight." I just kept reading.