After last week’s maggot cookie debacle, we were able to track down a product that combined fungal mystery with chocolate dippery. This week’s Erik Eats product is…
Dang. It’s got no name that we can decipher. Plan B is to flip the box over and check out the English Product Information sticker that covers over the actual ingredients with shit the FDA would approve:
Wheat Cracker? Oh well… not as fun as Every Burger, but it will have to do. Erik contemplated the packaging and remembers that last week I screwed him over an made him eat turd cookies.
He forges ahead...
Erik opens the box to reveal a single package.
Oh! The lid has a diagram with some writing.
Let’s contact our close friend and translator, Arata Isozaki.Here is what it says:
Erik tears into the package with savageness and love.
Wow! The cookie looks just like the illustrations on the outside of the package said it would!
Let’s find out how truthful the packaging really is. Here’s the box with a mushroom cookie.
Now Erik deftly cuts into one of the cookies.
A closer look!
Wow! An exact match! Unbelievable! I almost feel bad about making up the bra removal stuff!
Let’s get on to the tasting.
It delicious! Sweet. A little salty. A very crunchy!
Great job Erik! Next week: Fecal Butter Chunks