This week's find: Gummy Choco!
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Somehow, Muscat worked it's way into the title. Muscat is either a type of grape or a rare form of deer droppings.
Upon opening the canister, we see what seems to be large rabbit droppings or small deer droppings.
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Here are some deer droppings for comparison purposes:
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Erik seems very interested at this point and uses a combination of yoga and yodeling to restrain his gag reflex.
Erik then fills his gaping maw with the seemingly chocolate lumps.
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Let's take a moment to examine the interior of the Gummy Chocos.
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Well well well. A sneaky, triple layered combination of tasty chocolate and mystery creme... The internet provided a detailed description of the interior components.
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Sadly, only one ingredient showed any possibility of poisoning our hero:
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Erik managed to choke down 32 - 33 of the yummy chunks of deer like feces before reverse swallowing them into a garbage container unit.
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Great job Erik!
Next Week: Spicy, Sweet Ovary Lollipop
4 comments:
OMG...sweet deer urine!
Oh...but I loves me some glazing shellac!
More Erik food testing! Yes!
The Erik Taste Testing series are almost as good as the Greg & Dad series.
Thanks for the big laugh at the end of shiitey day!
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