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E.T. in a lava lamp
We fired up Greg's lava lamp before bed and this emerged. It looks a lot alike an E.T. preserved in a jar:
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With flash.
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What is the rabbit measuring?
This scan is from Rosemary Wells' "Timothy Goes to School."
My son asked me, "What is the rabbit measuring?" I said, "Um, the table leg." He said, "The ruler is not straight." I just kept reading.
My son asked me, "What is the rabbit measuring?" I said, "Um, the table leg." He said, "The ruler is not straight." I just kept reading.
Just prop her up for the photo, then we can bury her
We order packing supplies from Uline. They are a good company and if you order enough, they give you free crap that you would never buy on your own, but since it's free it's AWESOME. I was looking through the most recent catalog when I came across this photo and thought to myself, "That woman is dead and they are propping her up for the photo." You be the judge:
I assume that she died a hour or so before the photo and the company knew that they needed more than one woman in the photo, so they kept her around long enough to get a few shots.
Good news is, Uline carries coffin sized crates!
I assume that she died a hour or so before the photo and the company knew that they needed more than one woman in the photo, so they kept her around long enough to get a few shots.
Good news is, Uline carries coffin sized crates!
Shower Curtain Practical Joke (NSFW)
(CAUTION: This post is not safe for work, small children and most of the Middle East.)
Kim and Shorty held their mostly annual Christmas party this year and John decided to liven up the event via a shower curtain he purchased on the internet.
He originally meant to buy the (you don't want to click on this link)FISTING SHOWER CURTAIN, but it was probably so wildly popular that it was sold out and he instead got the SMDB curtain.
John was giddy when he and Bekah arrived at the party. They sneaked up to the guest bathroom and were relieved when the guest bathroom shower curtain hooks would work with their gift. They hung it up and the upstairs was immediatley filled with a stinky, chemical vinyl smell. Or it was a scratch and sniff curtain.
Here is the curtain installed:
Miss Sally and Lynne enjoying the curtain:
I never noticed it before, but the black shirts make it look like Miss Sally and Lynne are groping each other!
It took about two hours for Kim and Shorty to figure out the curtain was up. I assume they kept it up for a few months becuase they enjoyed it so much.
Kim and Shorty held their mostly annual Christmas party this year and John decided to liven up the event via a shower curtain he purchased on the internet.
He originally meant to buy the (you don't want to click on this link)FISTING SHOWER CURTAIN, but it was probably so wildly popular that it was sold out and he instead got the SMDB curtain.
John was giddy when he and Bekah arrived at the party. They sneaked up to the guest bathroom and were relieved when the guest bathroom shower curtain hooks would work with their gift. They hung it up and the upstairs was immediatley filled with a stinky, chemical vinyl smell. Or it was a scratch and sniff curtain.
Here is the curtain installed:
Miss Sally and Lynne enjoying the curtain:
I never noticed it before, but the black shirts make it look like Miss Sally and Lynne are groping each other!
It took about two hours for Kim and Shorty to figure out the curtain was up. I assume they kept it up for a few months becuase they enjoyed it so much.
Automobile Driving Pledge
Read this pledge. Agree to it by signing your name in the comments. Print out the Driving Pledge Membership Card. If you get pulled over, it won’t help you get out of a ticket, but it will give the officer a good laugh.
1. I pledge to follow all the driving laws of my state. When I am in your state, I’ll try to follow those, too.
2. I pledge not to drive like a douche, except in such situations that would conflict with Pledge 1.
3. I pledge to only be in the passing lane to pass a slower moving vehicle and that I will pass said slower vehicle at up to 33% over the speed limit so that I don’t slow down the people behind me. I also realize and accept that this violates Pledge 1.
4. I pledge to only break Pledge 1 when following Pledge 3 or Pledge 5.
5. I pledge to follow all these pledges, except for Pledge 4 when it conflicts with this one.
1. I pledge to follow all the driving laws of my state. When I am in your state, I’ll try to follow those, too.
2. I pledge not to drive like a douche, except in such situations that would conflict with Pledge 1.
3. I pledge to only be in the passing lane to pass a slower moving vehicle and that I will pass said slower vehicle at up to 33% over the speed limit so that I don’t slow down the people behind me. I also realize and accept that this violates Pledge 1.
4. I pledge to only break Pledge 1 when following Pledge 3 or Pledge 5.
5. I pledge to follow all these pledges, except for Pledge 4 when it conflicts with this one.
My Guess - Opera Mini
I tired to guess December 31, 2999 at 23:59:59 but it defaulted to January 19th, 2039 3:14:07. I wonder why that date is special.
Rejected
Sadly, GQ rejected me in 2009 for their next year's calendar. They finally sent my photo back:
It took me about half an hour to get down from there.
It took me about half an hour to get down from there.
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