See it and my other crappy designs at http://skreened.com/holyjuan/i-am-awesome-basic
New HolyJuan T-Shirt - I am awesome
Here's my newest T-shirt on Skreened.com:
See it and my other crappy designs at http://skreened.com/holyjuan/i-am-awesome-basic
See it and my other crappy designs at http://skreened.com/holyjuan/i-am-awesome-basic
Google still using IE 6.0?
I read recently that Google is recommending users drop Microsoft's Internet Explorer 6.0. With the varied IE 6.0 issues, I can see why they would suggest people dump IE 6.0 and switch to some other browser (***cough cough Chrome***)
So I was surprised, when perusing my site's visitor log, that I came across someone from Google HQ on my site using IE 6.0!
I assume it was not a bot as they were on my site for two hours looking at varied content (i.e. penis jokes.)
So I was surprised, when perusing my site's visitor log, that I came across someone from Google HQ on my site using IE 6.0!
I assume it was not a bot as they were on my site for two hours looking at varied content (i.e. penis jokes.)
Zune programming error found
I was able to get a hold of the crappy code that crashed the Zune. See below starting with line 10
10 print "apple sucks"
20 goto 10
10 print "apple sucks"
20 goto 10
Answers to "Can you find seven things wrong"
Thank you to everyone who provided e-mails and comments concerning "The Seven Things Wrong" in the Dave photo.
As a reminder, here was the photo from a few days ago:
And here are the correct answers:
1. No fucking way any Briley went to Harvard. Unless it was to steal a mug.
2. VCR is not BETA. BETA is the official format of Maine.
3. Christmas tree was not previously used.
4. TV is black. All TVs in Maine are Black and White. Partial credit for "no gay porn playing."
5. Dave is wearing pants while decorating. No credit for "huge cock."
6. WWGWBD-OTRNTMF - What Would George W Bush Do- Oh That's Right Nuke The Mother Fuckers bracelet missing.
7. Nolobster lobstah.
Thanks for playing! Let me know how wrong I was with these answers.
As a reminder, here was the photo from a few days ago:
And here are the correct answers:
1. No fucking way any Briley went to Harvard. Unless it was to steal a mug.
2. VCR is not BETA. BETA is the official format of Maine.
3. Christmas tree was not previously used.
4. TV is black. All TVs in Maine are Black and White. Partial credit for "no gay porn playing."
5. Dave is wearing pants while decorating. No credit for "huge cock."
6. WWGWBD-OTRNTMF - What Would George W Bush Do- Oh That's Right Nuke The Mother Fuckers bracelet missing.
7. No
Thanks for playing! Let me know how wrong I was with these answers.
Local Man finds Unique Quarter
WESTERVILLE OH- David Ribley thought all he got was 35 cents in change at the gas station. Upon a closer look, he realized that he had received an unusual quarter. "I've been a collector for 14 years and haven't seen anything this amazing before. I'm not sure how this made it past the mint's quality control." Mr. Ribley allowed us to photograph the coin to share with our readers. 
As you can see the quarter on the left is normal. The quarter on the right has been stamped upside down.
Mr. Ribley currently has no plans to sell the coin. "I call it the Upside Down George. For now I'm gonna keep it. This is too valuable to put a price on." When asked what he might sell it for he replied, "At least a hundo. Maybe two."
As you can see the quarter on the left is normal. The quarter on the right has been stamped upside down.Mr. Ribley currently has no plans to sell the coin. "I call it the Upside Down George. For now I'm gonna keep it. This is too valuable to put a price on." When asked what he might sell it for he replied, "At least a hundo. Maybe two."
Bailout Money Found: Living Under St. Louis Overpass
ST. LOUIS, MO – Show me the money! The people of the United States outcry for fiscal responsibility has reached the breaking point and Washington is attempting to track down where the Troubled Assets Relief Program (TARP) money has gone. Looking west, 
they found some of it. Congressional Auditors located a portion of the 700 Billion dollars financial bailout money living under a dank, I-70 overpass east of St. Louis.
The money, dirty and disheveled, looked to have been there for about three weeks. There were urine stained bill wrappers and broken rubber bands cluttering the ground. Some of the bills had been folded down the middle for use at a Gentleman’s Club. There was an overriding odor of MD 20/20 and pennies. The money was unwilling to leave the overpass and unresponsive to our reporter's questions.
Back in Washington, we attempted to question several of the major banking institutions. Bank of America’s representative was unrepentive, “Do you know how much money goes in and out of our doors everyday? We can’t be expected to keep track of all of it.” When we described condition of the found money, Bank of America smirked and said that sounded a lot like Wells Fargo’s kind of stash.
Wells Fargo said it can't provide any details about any mishandled funds until it releases its fourth quarter statement, though the bank said it intends to check into the found money and what nudie bars the money might have patronized. J.P. Morgan Chase’s representative was unavailable while doing his own research off-shore.
The FBI has been aware of the found money and has put out a poster in the hopes of attracting some attention and developing some leads.
As for the bailout money found under the overpass, other destitute also living there said that the money has since moved on and was last seen hitchhiking south on Interstate 55.
they found some of it. Congressional Auditors located a portion of the 700 Billion dollars financial bailout money living under a dank, I-70 overpass east of St. Louis.The money, dirty and disheveled, looked to have been there for about three weeks. There were urine stained bill wrappers and broken rubber bands cluttering the ground. Some of the bills had been folded down the middle for use at a Gentleman’s Club. There was an overriding odor of MD 20/20 and pennies. The money was unwilling to leave the overpass and unresponsive to our reporter's questions.
Back in Washington, we attempted to question several of the major banking institutions. Bank of America’s representative was unrepentive, “Do you know how much money goes in and out of our doors everyday? We can’t be expected to keep track of all of it.” When we described condition of the found money, Bank of America smirked and said that sounded a lot like Wells Fargo’s kind of stash.
Wells Fargo said it can't provide any details about any mishandled funds until it releases its fourth quarter statement, though the bank said it intends to check into the found money and what nudie bars the money might have patronized. J.P. Morgan Chase’s representative was unavailable while doing his own research off-shore.
The FBI has been aware of the found money and has put out a poster in the hopes of attracting some attention and developing some leads.
As for the bailout money found under the overpass, other destitute also living there said that the money has since moved on and was last seen hitchhiking south on Interstate 55.
The $10,000,000 Mayan Calendar Bet
The Mayan calendar ends on December 21st, 2012. There are many who claim that the world will end on that December 21st or the next business day.
I am here to make a wager with these so called apocalyptic soothsayers. If you are willing to stand behind your foresight or stand in front of your hind-sight, I will make the following bet with you:
If the world does not end on December 21st, 2012 (or the following business day), you will owe me $1 (one American dollar.)
If the world does end on December 21st, 2021 (or the following business day), I will pay you $10,000,000 (ten million American dollars.)
The following are acceptable apocalypses:
• Disease/Plague that wipes out 99.9% of the population
• Solar Winds that rape the Earth of its atmosphere and turn us into mutants
• Nuclear Winter population extinction (extended cold period caused by nuclear bombs)
• Nucular Winter population extinction (Nuclear Winter caused by George Bush)
• Biblical Proportion of Something
• Flood (no ark allowed)
• Impact event
• Shit Tornado (well worth the ten million my friend)
• Multi-Volcanic eruption
• Alien Invasion (enslavement will cancel the bet)
• Zombies
If you would like to take this bet, please contact me at holyjuan@gmail.com.
I am here to make a wager with these so called apocalyptic soothsayers. If you are willing to stand behind your foresight or stand in front of your hind-sight, I will make the following bet with you:
If the world does not end on December 21st, 2012 (or the following business day), you will owe me $1 (one American dollar.)
If the world does end on December 21st, 2021 (or the following business day), I will pay you $10,000,000 (ten million American dollars.)
The following are acceptable apocalypses:
• Disease/Plague that wipes out 99.9% of the population
• Solar Winds that rape the Earth of its atmosphere and turn us into mutants
• Nuclear Winter population extinction (extended cold period caused by nuclear bombs)
• Nucular Winter population extinction (Nuclear Winter caused by George Bush)
• Biblical Proportion of Something
• Flood (no ark allowed)
• Impact event
• Shit Tornado (well worth the ten million my friend)
• Multi-Volcanic eruption
• Alien Invasion (enslavement will cancel the bet)
• Zombies
If you would like to take this bet, please contact me at holyjuan@gmail.com.
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