Then I got this e-mail:
They're just not trying anymore.
No more Scammer pride
I remember the good old days when a Nigerian Scammer would try to tug at your heartstrings or set up an elaborate story about government coups and international intrigue. There would be codes and Lottery Number results with lawyers to contact and Justices of Ministry stamps of approval.
Then I got this e-mail:
They're just not trying anymore.
Then I got this e-mail:
They're just not trying anymore.
Sarah and Josh's Reception: The Photo Booth
Sarah and Josh had their wedding reception this past Saturday. We all had a lot of fun and people we amazed to meet my wife.
Sarah and Josh decided to rent a photo booth for the evening so that guests could take photos of themselves and then put them into a scrapbook. To help advertise the booth, Sarah had our friend Meshell designed a poster:
As I am completely unobservant, it took me about an hour to figure out that the characters on the poster were actually caricatures.
Now, can you find me?
Yes, that's me. Passed out in the booth, probably forty-five minutes into the event.
Just for reference, here's Miss Sally and I:
I won't show you the Acton photos.
Sarah and Josh decided to rent a photo booth for the evening so that guests could take photos of themselves and then put them into a scrapbook. To help advertise the booth, Sarah had our friend Meshell designed a poster:
As I am completely unobservant, it took me about an hour to figure out that the characters on the poster were actually caricatures.
Now, can you find me?
Yes, that's me. Passed out in the booth, probably forty-five minutes into the event.
Just for reference, here's Miss Sally and I:
I won't show you the Acton photos.
How to cut a sandwich
There are many ways to cut a sandwich. Here's several styles by different kinds of parents:
In Half
In Half Triangles
The Bitchy Kid Cut
Stock Broker's Kid
Bear Market Stock Broker's Kid
NRA Member
Lazy Parent
Really Lazy Parent
Emo Kid
My Kid's
In Half
In Half Triangles
The Bitchy Kid Cut
Stock Broker's Kid
Bear Market Stock Broker's Kid
NRA Member
Lazy Parent
Really Lazy Parent
Emo Kid
My Kid's
Like Father, Like Son
Greg is in first grade and one of the activities for his first day of school was to draw his teacher:
Not bad. I often dreamed of my teacher with a snazzy skirt and no top on, but I never took the time to draw it.
That's my boy!
Not bad. I often dreamed of my teacher with a snazzy skirt and no top on, but I never took the time to draw it.
That's my boy!
Editorial Fail
I'm pissed.
Some intern from Texas wrote an editorial in our local paper about how Ohio sucks and how great Texas is. I know Ohio sucks, but you can't come marching into my town and shit in my coffee. So I decided to write a letter to this jerk and let him know how I feel. I made the letter really nice!
Nice, right? Almost makes you feel warm inside.
That would be all well and good, except the secret to Ohio pride is that I inserted a secret message as to how I really feel about this guy. The problem is that the editorial staff decided to edit my letter, just slightly to make it fit their format, which ruined my message. Check out the first letter of each sentence. Here's a cheat:
It spells out: TOUCHEBAI
They changed my first letter D (from Dear into To) and they changed the last sentence from a G (I started it out "Good Luck").
DOUCHBAG
That's the secret to Ohio pride, asshole. Don't come up here to go to my school and then dump on my state, douchebag. I mean, touchebai.
Some intern from Texas wrote an editorial in our local paper about how Ohio sucks and how great Texas is. I know Ohio sucks, but you can't come marching into my town and shit in my coffee. So I decided to write a letter to this jerk and let him know how I feel. I made the letter really nice!
Nice, right? Almost makes you feel warm inside.
That would be all well and good, except the secret to Ohio pride is that I inserted a secret message as to how I really feel about this guy. The problem is that the editorial staff decided to edit my letter, just slightly to make it fit their format, which ruined my message. Check out the first letter of each sentence. Here's a cheat:
It spells out: TOUCHEBAI
They changed my first letter D (from Dear into To) and they changed the last sentence from a G (I started it out "Good Luck").
DOUCHBAG
That's the secret to Ohio pride, asshole. Don't come up here to go to my school and then dump on my state, douchebag. I mean, touchebai.
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