The price scientists over at Burger King think they have got their stuff together. They came out with a pricing system for the Single Stacker, Double Stacker and Triple Stacker at $1, $2 and $3 respectively. I decided to do some research to see if those scientists went to a school that doesn't have collective bargaining rights.
I went out and bought three Single Stackers, one Double Stacker and one Triple Stacker.
My server was Elbert!
Single Stacker = 4 oz
Double Stacker = 5.6 oz
Triple Stacker = 7 oz
The Single Stacker is 380 calories. That's 380 calories per $1 or $.25 an ounce.
The Double Stacker is 560 calories. That's 280 calories per $1 or $.36 an ounce
The Triple Stacker is 650 calories. That's 216.6 calories per $1 or $.42 an ounce.
The bigger the sandwich, the more you pay per calorie/ounce. That doesn't seem right!
The Single Stacker is comprised of a bun, one hamburger patty, two "segments" of bacon, a slice of cheese and some strange sauce that I will not be mentioning again.
Here's what the three Single Stackers look like separated.
The Double Stacker is comprised of a bun, two hamburger patties, three bacon segments, a slice of cheese and the sauce that I said I wasn't going to mention, but forgot.
The Triple Stacker is comprised of a bun, three hamburger patties, three bacon segments, two slices of cheese and more of the you know what.
There are three patties in there. One of them is hiding in the cholesterol.
By the way, the people over at Burger King think this is what the Triple Stacker looks like:
Here's what mine looked like:
So you could take a Single Stacker and a Double stacker for $3.00 and you would get 2 buns, three hamburger patties, two slices of cheese and five bacon. I call this the "1 + 2 = 4."
Or, you could take the three Single Stackers, remove the tops of two and stack them all. I call this the "Real Triple You Stupid Price Scientists."
Or you could just say "fuck it" and stack everything in one bun. I call this "The Lent Buster."
Fis engu mmn na frengh!
Yeah! Take that Price Scientists!
CONCLUSION: The price scientists at Burger King are idiots. Just buy singles. You can feed the ducks with the leftover bread.