HolyJuan's First and Only Ever Caption Contest

Please enter your caption for the following photo in the comments section below. The winner gets a free HolyJuan framed business card. Good luck!

11 comments:

ocdustino said...

-Uhhh, sir...when Mrs. Ted said she wanted something long and hard and two feet around, I don't think that's what she meant.
-What do you mea—hey! Where the devil did you did you get those shoes in the year 1894? And what's a Reebok?


i fully intend to make another submission after i've had a full night's rest. you're pumped, i can tell.

Doug said...

You might have all ready won.

Gabe said...

Doug's attempts to teach the retarded blacksmith's son the definition of a circle's radius was futile. Especially when he was so distracted by the cosby sweater.

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Smail said...

Silly Ted, that's not the hoop and stick stick, that's the graces stick.
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A young Ted Kaczynski teaches a local boy about the blast radius of mailbombs.
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Anonymous said...

"So let me get this straight, if I shinny up Paul Bunyan and put his cock ring on every day, I could have calves like yours?"
"It's worked for me, just make sure you use the ring horn."
db

BelowMe said...

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Shortly after his demonstration, young Andy did sit on Bob's lap to try out his new game. Sadly, this Amish village no longer welcomes outsiders.
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tegulevi said...

Like a hot dog in a hallway.

Tamara said...

You should go to a doctor to get that checked out.

sedgehurst said...

Now show me on this barrel hoop where the blacksmith touched you.

Doug said...

Welp, the contest is over. Segehurst wins!