This poor guy had his non-working legs cut right off.
This guy can stand, but it looks like his huge bent penis is counterweighted by a hook stuck in his back.
FYI
Double Handicapped Failure
A favored local Mexican restaurant has two handicapped parking spots. Both spots are clearly marked with, well, handicapped handicapped symbols.
This poor guy had his non-working legs cut right off.
This guy can stand, but it looks like his huge bent penis is counterweighted by a hook stuck in his back.
FYI
This poor guy had his non-working legs cut right off.
This guy can stand, but it looks like his huge bent penis is counterweighted by a hook stuck in his back.
FYI
Worst Slide Ever
We went to the park this past weekend and found a newly installed play area. As we walked up, I saw the greatest slide in the world. It was snake-like with several huge curves in it.
My increasingly large butt was too big for it, but both Greg and Ann would shoot down that sucker and hopefully make it to the bottom without incurring the negative setbacks from whiplash.
I sent them to the top to slide down. I put my camera on the highest intensity video setting to capture the high speed decline. I only hope the frame rate was fast enough to capture the moment without blurring their glee filled faces.
Wow. That is the worst slide ever. I'm not sure if they designed it to be a slide or a ladder, but they failed at both. Huge disappointment.
On a positive note, they had two very awesome, carved climbing rocks.
Some of the bitterness went away because of the fun we had on those.
Some.
My increasingly large butt was too big for it, but both Greg and Ann would shoot down that sucker and hopefully make it to the bottom without incurring the negative setbacks from whiplash.
I sent them to the top to slide down. I put my camera on the highest intensity video setting to capture the high speed decline. I only hope the frame rate was fast enough to capture the moment without blurring their glee filled faces.
Wow. That is the worst slide ever. I'm not sure if they designed it to be a slide or a ladder, but they failed at both. Huge disappointment.
On a positive note, they had two very awesome, carved climbing rocks.
Some of the bitterness went away because of the fun we had on those.
Some.
Twins
Sometimes you plan the day ahead what you two should wear.
Sometimes, you call each other that morning and coordinate clothes.
And sometimes you just roll over and say, "Keegan, let's have a twins day."
Sometimes, you call each other that morning and coordinate clothes.
And sometimes you just roll over and say, "Keegan, let's have a twins day."
General Motors CEO announces "Financial problems fixed with one phone call to number on telephone pole sign"
DETROIT, Mi (HJ)- In a surprising turn of events, General Motors Corp. CEO Fritz Henderson announced today that GM would be avoiding bankruptcy and possibly even be retuning the $15.4 billion in federal loans it received. Mark LaNeve, GM vice president of sales, service and marketing, said in a statement, “By golly, it’s a frickin’ miracle.”
While Wall Street’s reaction has been one of shock and surprise, Mr. Henderson said
all it took was a simple call. “I was being driven home at 2:00pm after a long day at the office. I had Westerly take the long way home and in doing so, we passed a telephone pole with a sign stating ‘Fix Your Credit’. I decided to give it a go.” Within a few moments and presses of the keypad, Mr. Henderson was connected with a helpful sales associate named Ramón Greschchi. “In just a few minutes, we were able to restructure GM’s loans and spread the debt out over 3,134,554 credit cards with a 23.9% interest rate."
While many stockholders are wary of the deal, Mr. Henderson was ecstatic about the future of the company and the details of the restructuring, "I’m also getting a free name brand computer with monitor and printer!”
Photo via http://www.flickr.com/photos/thetruthabout/
While Wall Street’s reaction has been one of shock and surprise, Mr. Henderson said
all it took was a simple call. “I was being driven home at 2:00pm after a long day at the office. I had Westerly take the long way home and in doing so, we passed a telephone pole with a sign stating ‘Fix Your Credit’. I decided to give it a go.” Within a few moments and presses of the keypad, Mr. Henderson was connected with a helpful sales associate named Ramón Greschchi. “In just a few minutes, we were able to restructure GM’s loans and spread the debt out over 3,134,554 credit cards with a 23.9% interest rate."While many stockholders are wary of the deal, Mr. Henderson was ecstatic about the future of the company and the details of the restructuring, "I’m also getting a free name brand computer with monitor and printer!”
Photo via http://www.flickr.com/photos/thetruthabout/
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