Horrible Request

This is a scan of a letter that we received at work via fax. I have covered up the bits that would reveal the name of the lunatic that wrote it. I mean, you'd have to be crazy to send this letter out in its current format.
(Sorry, I cannot size this photo correctly so you can squint to read it or click on it to get a HUGE version.)

Twitter Grammar

On Twitter this morning, oxcartkarma said:

So I replied:

Messing with the Urologist

This is the label from the specimen container which I turned over to my Urologist. It was four weeks after my vasectomy and they were checking to see if there were any swimmers left.
sample-label-hj

He's a Urologist so I assume he has a sense of humor.