Good Morning Jon,
Your wife is slowly bleeding out her belly button. We did some calculations and we figure she will bleed to death in 8.9 years or be killed by a mob of people that is completely grossed out.
Have a great morning and please ensure the pool is closed by 8:45pm tonight.
PS Communication by RSS feed is the new IM.
this makes me laugh
because it doesn't make sense at all
Odd that something so odd can be so oddly entertaining...
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