Do you have a friend that owns their own business or is an entrepreneur? Or do you have the friend who comes up with crazy ideas and says that they are going to make a lot of money as they try to combine a cork screw with a garage door opener?

Somehow, I have both. And they are the same person.

My boss is a partner in our company. He can talk the pants off a Mennonite and sell them to a quadriplegic. Because his accent is a combination between Dominican, Cuban and Puerto Rico Suave, he is able to charm both men and women alike. He knows thousands of people in the industry and they can’t forget him.

My boss also gets some really insane ideas which, in his mind, cannot fail. Like opening a Halloween haunted house. Sure, a haunted house can make some heavy change. But come on. Just because someone else is making money at something does not mean that you can jump right in and do the same. Most haunted houses start off as haunted apartments and work their way up.

He recently had another brainstorm. And this time he went through with it.


You go to the website, input your kid’s name and city, and pay them $6. (That is very cheap, claims my boss.) Later (hopefully before Christmas) a letter arrives with Santa’s signature suggesting he’ll be stopping by your house in ANYTOWN, USA to drop off gifts.

It is cheaper than the other Santa letters out there, so he’s got a point. He knows a mass mailer that is taking care of the website, printing and postage. All he has to do is sit back and wait for that Santa dough to start rolling in.

Or he could make a video for YouTube.

I’m not sure if this is an advertisement or the beginnings of a snuff film.

That is Shorty you hear laughing in the background.

Merry Chri$tmas!


Anonymous said...

don't confuse this www.therealsantaletter.com with:
...www.letters.com, ...
....or with www.stupid_dumbass_ideas.com

Anonymous said...

That is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen. Has anyone checked on the safety of those children in the video. I am sincerely frightened for thier well being. From the crooked banner in the stark white background to the shakey camera because his friend Cooter has bad drinking poblem. I don't think I will ever be the same.

Anonymous said...

They are hoping to make enough money to buy a camera tripod for next years crappy video.

Anonymous said...

They should have one for the naughty children, too.