God made fish. The devil made the deep fryer. Let’s go eat in Purgatory!
There is a restaurant in Columbus called Old Bag o’ Nails. They have really, really great fish and chips. The slaw stinks. The tartar sauce is usually warm. But the fish and chips are perfect. The almost better part is that they give you a huge portion. Some have described the portions as big as a baby’s arm or like a big fish, but bigger!
I have never heard anyone say that the fish portion was as large as a #1 foam finger.
Please compare and contrast the following:
The first photo is that of an Ohio State University #1 foam finger.
The second is a camera phone photo of some fish and chips I ordered last week.
I rest my case. The Old Bag o’ Nail fish and chips portion is as big as a #1 foam finger.