How to Show Up Late to Work and Leave Early and Get Away With It
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
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4 comments:
Hahaha. Excellent!
slackerdom is the new terrorism, I guess.
You're either here 9-5, or you're against us.
I think you mare making this more than it is. Michael Chertoff is merely wanting to figure how he can come in late and not have Cheney bust his balls.
Isn't that a good thing? When they aren't at work, they can't be using their tasers...
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