Fundamentalist Swimwear
Stephanie sent me an e-mail with a link to www.wholesomewear.com. What a treat! Who knew that there was such a resource for my Fundamentalist swim needs!
Culotte Swimmer
Here’s the Culotte Swimmer on what looks to be that girl from “Full House.” It’s for the more active swimmer. Culotte roughly translates to "virgin until thirty-five."
Skirted Swimmer
The Skirted Swimmer looks to be a bit racier. Probably for the Louisiana Fundamentalists. You can make your own "Blossom" comments on this one. (I also like the girl running the dynamite wire from the abortion clinic on the WWJD pink spool.)
Extended Slimming Swimmer
Finally, the Extended Slimming Swimmer for hiding those naughty, naughty calves. Or for covering up the “dinner was late” bruises.
And we laugh at the Burka…
Which reminds me of… the Burkini!
Culotte Swimmer
Here’s the Culotte Swimmer on what looks to be that girl from “Full House.” It’s for the more active swimmer. Culotte roughly translates to "virgin until thirty-five."
Skirted Swimmer
The Skirted Swimmer looks to be a bit racier. Probably for the Louisiana Fundamentalists. You can make your own "Blossom" comments on this one. (I also like the girl running the dynamite wire from the abortion clinic on the WWJD pink spool.)
Extended Slimming Swimmer
Finally, the Extended Slimming Swimmer for hiding those naughty, naughty calves. Or for covering up the “dinner was late” bruises.
And we laugh at the Burka…
Which reminds me of… the Burkini!
Jesus cartoon phase
I am sorry for my recent Jesus cartoon phase. I can't seem to get the big guy out of my head.
Give me a few days to get out of this rut and I'll try to get back up to speed.
Thank you.
Love,
HolyJuan
Give me a few days to get out of this rut and I'll try to get back up to speed.
Thank you.
Love,
HolyJuan
The Snowball Fight
Here is an entry for Handsome Joe, though you all have my permission to take a peek.
Joe, remember this night? See below for a translation.
2/25 - 2/26/93
Tonight was snowball heaven. Joe hit the dude that crossed over to the South Side and I hit the guy with the hat and knocked it off. We saw 2 or 3 guys arrested. We hit cops and went sledding down Music Building Hill. Who is the girl with the braces? We had a good time. Where's your bra. (I think it was about Lil' Deb.)
I'll re-tell this story tomorrow once I collaborate with Handsome Joe.
Joe, remember this night? See below for a translation.
2/25 - 2/26/93
Tonight was snowball heaven. Joe hit the dude that crossed over to the South Side and I hit the guy with the hat and knocked it off. We saw 2 or 3 guys arrested. We hit cops and went sledding down Music Building Hill. Who is the girl with the braces? We had a good time. Where's your bra. (I think it was about Lil' Deb.)
I'll re-tell this story tomorrow once I collaborate with Handsome Joe.
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