Next time you are at your local elitist bar, ask for “The Hillary.”
A shot of Crown Royal
A bottle of Corona
Sip the shot until one of your staff informs you what a shot is, then cross your eyes and knock back the whole thing.
Pour the Corona into a frosted mug to hide the fact it is a Corona.
Enjoy until 2:55am and leave the bar with excuse of having to take a phone call.
Deny everything the next day and explain your weaving in the parking lot was to dodge sniper fire.
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