Have you seen me?

A few days ago, I got an e-mail from my friend Steve. I have not spoken with Steve in a few years and at first I doubted it was him… until I got to the part about KFC:

The Letter:
“Have you been leading a double life, with separate families in Ohio and Delaware? Please come clean and tell the story. While checking out the latest coupons the Colonel had to offer, I came across an interesting photo at the bottom of the page. Before I called the hotline number and turned you in to the Feds, I thought I would give you a chance to respond.

Signed,
A concerned citizen"

Here is the aforementioned photo:


I went ahead a found a photo of myself to compare with the dastard.


Side by side:


Nope. Not me. His glasses do not have a pencil taped to the top of them.

Good try Steve! I hope the chicken was good.