I got a call from Miss Sally on Friday. I was in a meeting, so I let it go to voice mail. A minute later, she called back. As you know, this is couples' secret code for "THIS IS IMPORTANT" so I made my leave and ducked into the hallway to answer the call.
"I'm at Target and I am looking at costumes."
It was an important call!
"What did you find?"
"Costumes from 'The Learning Channel.'"
I asked, "You mean like lion and tiger Learning Channel costumes?"
"No. From the Miami Ink line. Tattooed chick and dude costumes."
"Buy them. Buy them now."
So here we are:
Miss Sally and Doug with a slightly concerned Anne.
Greg is excited that mom and dad are free thinkers.
The prim and proper Miss Sally downs her Jell-o shot with a fork.
I stood too close to the fire and my tattoo shirt permanently melted on to my skin.