Last night, Meshell, Shorty and I got together at B Hamptons to get a drink. During one of Shorty’s five trips outside to talk on the phone (i.e. smoke), Meshell and I started doodling on napkins. When Short got back, he joined in.
Most of what we drew is, well, disgusting if not a crime against good taste.
We ended up playing a game where everyone wrote down a noun and a verb ending with “ing” on their napkin. The napkin was passed to the right and the person would have to draw what was written on the napkin. I think I can show you those without embarassing anyone. (I'm not really sure how Meshell and I both chose to use the word "house" as our noun. Drinking ESP.)
House Stealing - by Short
House Killing - by Meshell
Tit Fucking - by Doug
By the end of the night, we had a huge stack of napkins filled with ink and sin. I shoved them all in my jacket pocket with promises of scanning them all when I got home. On my way to work this morning, I wondered for about five minutes why my jacket wasn't fitting right.
It was sad to see an older dude like yourself hanging out at a young bar like B. Hampton's. I hear that you are a regular at Skully's too. I think it is time for you to find age appropriate bars.
I'm heading over to Dick Clarks as we speak.
WTF is an age appropriate bar for someone our age?
The Elks, the VFW, knights of columbus? Eh..
Certainly NOT B Hamptons or Skully's for someone YOUR age! Dumbass!
If you are over 35, hanging out in a bar/club where the median patron age is under 25, then the "pathetic loser" factor kicks in. This is especially true for guys over 35 who are married and have children. Perhaps they should not be hanging out at those joints, leering at the much younger women. Just a thought.
Roger forgot to include "guys who look like Andy Richter" in his pathetic loser description.
Although I enjoy reading about Doug being slammed due to his advanced age, I think the point of this post was the napkin art. I think the first two are pretty good considering they were created in a bar atmosphere, but the third one is just gross.
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