Shorty Can Dance!
I don't know who to credit this photo to, but I do know that that guy looks like Shorty and Kim should be proud.
I'm
I'm stupid.
I'm an idiot.
I'm not trustworthy.
I'm not smart.
I'm shortsighted.
I'm not a good friend.
I'm completley out of line.
And
I'm sorry.
I'm an idiot.
I'm not trustworthy.
I'm not smart.
I'm shortsighted.
I'm not a good friend.
I'm completley out of line.
And
I'm sorry.
Delta Airlines thinks you are a little girl
I flew Delta Airlines recently and was displeased to find that the Puke Bags are not made out of paper anymore. It used to be that you could write someone a note/letter on the bag and they would find it mildly amusing. Now the bags are made from a Space Age polymer that seals the puke and puke odor inside and rejects most forms of ink. There is even a convenient peel/sticky at the top that is good for sealing the bag or for tearing off and wrapping around split cigarettes to make them smokable. (Do not smoke the peel/stick part!)
I was also a bit put off that Delta thinks that, as an American, you are going to get upset or distressed if they call it a Puke Bag. Or Vomit Bag. Or even just an Air Sickness Bag. They call it a Motion Discomfort Bag.
But Delta realizes that people from other countries aren't offended easily and would probably be confused if they tried to make the bag into something more pleasant than what it is. Here's the translations for the other countries:
The bag has two sides and those clever Marketing folks over at Delta thought you could use the bag to save your seat so they printed Occupied on the bag.
Me? I kill two birds with one stone and puke in my seat. That way nobody is going to take my seat and I don't have to own up to being a little girl.
I was also a bit put off that Delta thinks that, as an American, you are going to get upset or distressed if they call it a Puke Bag. Or Vomit Bag. Or even just an Air Sickness Bag. They call it a Motion Discomfort Bag.
But Delta realizes that people from other countries aren't offended easily and would probably be confused if they tried to make the bag into something more pleasant than what it is. Here's the translations for the other countries:
The bag has two sides and those clever Marketing folks over at Delta thought you could use the bag to save your seat so they printed Occupied on the bag.
Me? I kill two birds with one stone and puke in my seat. That way nobody is going to take my seat and I don't have to own up to being a little girl.
Erik Eats: That of Which Mulch is Made with of Drink Tea and Soy
This week’s Erik Eats segment involves the consumption of a vegetarian product that is purported to replicate one of the greatest meat products of all time. Can Cha Do stand up to the challenge and can it satisfy Erik’s craving for beef jerky?
Here is the bag of Cha Do, Veggie Jerky. Made by the Companion Company.
The Companion Company was very brave to create a clear front so that we could look inside and see the mulchiness that calls the bag interior its home.
Let’s check out the packaging:
What’s this? Cha Do is a Tea Time Snack? This setting won’t do. Let’s take this party up a social notch.
Much better! Let's continue the packaging inspection.
Hot and Spicy! Just like Erik.
And it’s PREMIUM QUALITY!
On the back, I find that the bar code has been covered over by a bar code sticker.
The bar code underneath came from a lawn and garden company. I assume that is where they got their mulch based soy.
There was a very nice message on the back from the manufacturer and some Chinese letters underneath.
Let’s get Arata Isozaki to translate this mess:
Well… let’s not tell Erik this. Next! Into the package!
JUST OPEN THE FUCKING THING!!!!!
Here’s a close up of the product.
Very mulchy.
And stringy.
Erik eats…
He likes it! He says it compares NOTHING to beef jerky, but that it is tasty and very edible.
We also found this in the pack.
The blue packet must be delicious so we give it to Josh to eat.
On the way to the emergency room, Josh said it was crunchy and delicious.
Next week: Potted Plant of which grows from the back orifice of Erik
Here is the bag of Cha Do, Veggie Jerky. Made by the Companion Company.
The Companion Company was very brave to create a clear front so that we could look inside and see the mulchiness that calls the bag interior its home.
Let’s check out the packaging:
What’s this? Cha Do is a Tea Time Snack? This setting won’t do. Let’s take this party up a social notch.
Much better! Let's continue the packaging inspection.
Hot and Spicy! Just like Erik.
And it’s PREMIUM QUALITY!
On the back, I find that the bar code has been covered over by a bar code sticker.
The bar code underneath came from a lawn and garden company. I assume that is where they got their mulch based soy.
There was a very nice message on the back from the manufacturer and some Chinese letters underneath.
Let’s get Arata Isozaki to translate this mess:
Well… let’s not tell Erik this. Next! Into the package!
JUST OPEN THE FUCKING THING!!!!!
Here’s a close up of the product.
Very mulchy.
And stringy.
Erik eats…
He likes it! He says it compares NOTHING to beef jerky, but that it is tasty and very edible.
We also found this in the pack.
The blue packet must be delicious so we give it to Josh to eat.
On the way to the emergency room, Josh said it was crunchy and delicious.
Next week: Potted Plant of which grows from the back orifice of Erik
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