Are you a douche?

Are you a douche? Let's find out!

Question 1: Were you at the My Morning Jacket show in Columbus, OH on May 2nd?

Question 2: Did you shove and push your way through the crowd twenty minutes into the show to get closer to the stage?

Question 3: When asked to move did you smugly turn around and laugh.

THEN YOU ARE A DOUCHE.

Congratulations!

Bonus points to the chick in the Ohio State University jacket that literally shoved the fuckers sideways to help them move on.

(I highly suggest reading the comments below... Levi has a real good one.)

5 comments:

ochenas said...

Douches indeed. A favorite story of mine is my brother dropping a douche like that with an elbow to the nose. The guy kept pushing and pushing, and finally enough was enough. The only good douche is a bloody douche. Wait. Strike that. Anyway, thanks for publishing images - lets take the campaign to facebook!

tegulevi said...

couldn't this have stopped at question #1?

HolyJuan said...

You got me on that one, tegulevi.

Anonymous said...

So Juan you were obviously there, does that make u a douche as well? All we really have to do is look at your pictures to see thats true.

HolyJuan said...

I have never denied that I am a douche. In fact, the best compliment I've ever received was being called a douchebagel.