Are you a douche? Let's find out!
Question 1: Were you at the My Morning Jacket show in Columbus, OH on May 2nd?
Question 2: Did you shove and push your way through the crowd twenty minutes into the show to get closer to the stage?
Question 3: When asked to move did you smugly turn around and laugh.
THEN YOU ARE A DOUCHE.
Bonus points to the chick in the Ohio State University jacket that literally shoved the fuckers sideways to help them move on.
(I highly suggest reading the comments below... Levi has a real good one.)