Laminated List Week

It’s the first week of October and you know what that means! It’s UPDATE YOUR LAMINATED LIST week.

As you all know, a laminated list is the three famous people with whom you are allowed to have sex. If ever the opportunity presents itself, you and your partner agree that you have permission to have guilt free sex with the three people on that list.

Every year, during the first week of October, you are allowed to update the list.

So here is my list for 07’ – 08’…

1. Christina Ricci
2. Alyssa Milano (she’s back!)
3. Leelee Sobieski

Sarah Silverman has not made the cut, but she has until the end of this week to convince me.

Who’s on your list?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

1. Katherine McPhee
2. Shakira
3. Elisha Cuthbert

Anonymous said...

Dear HolyJuan:

I believe that International Law allows for five (5) people to be on your list. This was part of the SALT II Treaty that limited srtategic offensive arms between the U.S. and U.S.S.R. and gave people a (another) reason not to push the button.

The cold war may be over, but the "Laminated 5" remain. Silverman's back on! Now you have to round out your top five with Tina Fey or Brad Pitt.

db

Smail said...

1. Monica Bellucci
2. Anne Hathaway
3. Alyssa Milano

Hmm, my type's not tough to guess.

Leslie said...

1. Conor Oberst
2. Christina Ricci
3. Is HolyJuan famous enough to make the cut? I always have trouble being attracted to celebrities.

Doug said...

Careful Leslie... I'm not famous yet. Give me a year.

Hey! We both have Christina on our lists!! She's number one on mine, so you get seconds.

Mrs. K said...

In no particular order...
Matthew Perry
George Clooney
Johnny Depp

I wish I could have 5 because I'd like to add:
The new cop on Law & Order SVU
John Taylor of Duran Duran (and yes, I'm sure he's not gay!)