I have been trying to involve my readers in my life and besides being stalked, I have failed. Or succeeded depending on how you look at it.

Here’s my newest attempt to attain some dialogue between you and me.

I want you to make up a word of between six and twelve letters. My definition of “make up” means that Google cannot come up with for a match for it. It should look and sound like it could be a real word. For example.

Put your word in the comments below. I would like you to then provide a definition for the cratousum. Or leave it blank and I will make one up.

In a week or two, I’ll write up a story with those words.

One of those words is cratousum, which now means “a word that didn’t exist until right now.”

Well? What are you waiting for? Get your speelishers in gear!


Anonymous said...

Swuuupe- DO I need to tell you in email form?

HolyJuan said...

Is the definition of swuuupe so wretched and filthy that you feel uncomfortable posting it?

Then by all means, post it here.

Anonymous said...

smontelorp: (v) The awkward walk sometimes required to safely get one's full bladder into the bathroom without any leakage.

Whoa, that chick is totally smontelorping!

HolyJuan said...

I love it! Good one Smail.

Anonymous said...

dittyitis: (n)- Getting a bad song stuck in your head. Infammation of the part of the brain that processes repetitive songs.

"That hook in that Mika song gave me dittyitis."

Anonymous said...

kickidoe - object of affection

My life is now of a father of 2 kids under 3, so any creativity I have left somehow involves them. This is a word the oldest used for some time, and I never did figure out what he was talking about. I only knew it was something he liked a lot.
- Loy

Anonymous said...

Neekabaum (n) - an accident

my intention was not to hit while you were stopped at the red light; it was a neekabaum.

Helen Skor said...

pharmaphlarneff (n) - an egregious error made by a pharmacist that results in a patient receiving the wrong medications.

CVS was sued after their pharmacy committed a major pharmaphlarneff when they gave a convicted sex offender a bottle of Viagra.

Newcastle Photos said...

plippethead - strange derivative of shit head.

Fresh from the mouth of my six year old son! :)

JoAnn said...

My kids made this one up:

kitcheneteria - where I eat lunch when I'm working from home

Lame but it's the best I could come up with.

Matt Weafer said...

Murksom (adj.) a mental state derived from a lifetime of overexposure to American commercialism; gloomy; opaque; suicidal; a constant urge to buy something; an incessant feeling of inadequacy.

HolyJuan said...

These are all really good! I can't wait to attempt and link them all together in a story.

Anonymous said...

Snailobliv (n): the slow driver who's got no awareness that fifteen cars have stacked up behind them

Jason said...

Zooflog - the beating of an caged animal

StephDK said...

Glame (adj.): when something is so gay or so lame, but you can't make up your mind of which one it is.

"That Spider-Man 3 movie was so glame!"