Freckled Jenn made a slight spacial error and backed her car into her husband's jeep. It left a hole in her bumper. I asked her how big the hole was. She said it was $800 big. I was curious as to how big $800 was so I did some scientific studies by filling the hole with mathematically proven, standard sized objects.
The following items:
2' long 2"x4" board
mostly empty Kroger Brand mouth wash
empty pack of beef jerky
mostly empty 16 oz Gatorade Bottle (Frost Flavor)
...fit nicely into the hole.
That's how big an $800 hole is. I left the objects in there so that Jenn would also know how big the hole was.
As it turns out, the back of Bobby's pick up truck is also $800 big because Jenn threw my measuring devices in the back of Bobby's truck.
Author's note: It seems that because Bobby was unaware of the $800 worth of measuring devices in his truck bed, he failed to secure them. There is now $400 worth of measuring devices along 315N somewhere between 70 and Lane Ave.
If you happen to see them, feel free to contact me for their return.
My Scrabble score
You'd never know it, but I love Scrabble. Here's my Scrabble name score:
Pholph's Scrabble Generator My Scrabble© Score is: 21. What is your score? Get it here. |
I found your wrench
Jesus... that's morbid (explained)
Staff Pick o' the Month at Skreened
Daniel at Skreened picked my "I am a genus" t-shirt as one of his favorites this month.
Someday, I might actually sell a freaking shirt. Well, a second shirt. (Thanks, Jenn!)
Someday, I might actually sell a freaking shirt. Well, a second shirt. (Thanks, Jenn!)
A treesome
The tree in the middle looks to be the male. He also looks to be circumcised.
Image from American Bushman.
Image from American Bushman.
Michelle is with us is spirit and in cardboard
Michelle is in New York, but she also hangs with us in Columbus.
You can read Michelle over at Subway Seat for 3.
The complete set of photos from this night out can be found on Flickr.
You can read Michelle over at Subway Seat for 3.
The complete set of photos from this night out can be found on Flickr.
Cheese, Egg and Pancake Sandwich
Greg was hooked on the McGriddle and we couldn't afford his habit. A month in the St. Bernice of the Heathen Springs Rehab got the toxins out of his system, but the boy still craves the carbs and cholesterol.
So now we make the Cheese, Egg and Pancake sandwich. It's cheap, easy and takes less than three minutes.
You'll need:
2 Frozen Pancakes (or one bagel)
Egg
cheese
bowl (soufflé cup for bagels)
non-stick spray
Stack the frozen pancakes and microwave for 55 seconds.
While they are nuking, spray the bowl with non-stick spray. Add one egg in the bowl.
Beat the egg until it reveals the secret hideout.
Remove the pancakes from the microwave. I separate them so they begin to cool.
Nuke the egg for 20 seconds. It will still be a bit runny.
Add a godawful amount of cheese.
Cook for 20 - 25 seconds until the cheese is melted.
Use fork to help slide the melty goodness on to the pancake.
I leave the pancakes apart until Greg saddles up to eat it, otherwise the top pancake traps the heat on the inside and it remains too hot to eat for way too long.
Greg Eats
BONUS!
You can also make an egg and cheese bagel using the same method. Instead of a bowl, use a soufflé dish or otherwise the egg will spillover out the sides of the bagel.
Follow all the same steps except you might want to toast your bagel. The cheese may take a bit longer to melt in the more narrow confines of the soufflé dish.
Pro-Tip: Put 1/2 the bagel insides down on the inside the soufflé dish and turn upside down instead of trying to pull the egg and cheese goodness out.
Flip!
Top it and admire your work.
HolyJuan Eats
SUPER BONUS
Watch the nuclear abomination that is formed when egg, cheese and microwaves meet.
So now we make the Cheese, Egg and Pancake sandwich. It's cheap, easy and takes less than three minutes.
You'll need:
2 Frozen Pancakes (or one bagel)
Egg
cheese
bowl (soufflé cup for bagels)
non-stick spray
Stack the frozen pancakes and microwave for 55 seconds.
While they are nuking, spray the bowl with non-stick spray. Add one egg in the bowl.
Beat the egg until it reveals the secret hideout.
Remove the pancakes from the microwave. I separate them so they begin to cool.
Nuke the egg for 20 seconds. It will still be a bit runny.
Add a godawful amount of cheese.
Cook for 20 - 25 seconds until the cheese is melted.
Use fork to help slide the melty goodness on to the pancake.
I leave the pancakes apart until Greg saddles up to eat it, otherwise the top pancake traps the heat on the inside and it remains too hot to eat for way too long.
Greg Eats
BONUS!
You can also make an egg and cheese bagel using the same method. Instead of a bowl, use a soufflé dish or otherwise the egg will spillover out the sides of the bagel.
Follow all the same steps except you might want to toast your bagel. The cheese may take a bit longer to melt in the more narrow confines of the soufflé dish.
Pro-Tip: Put 1/2 the bagel insides down on the inside the soufflé dish and turn upside down instead of trying to pull the egg and cheese goodness out.
Flip!
Top it and admire your work.
HolyJuan Eats
SUPER BONUS
Watch the nuclear abomination that is formed when egg, cheese and microwaves meet.
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