A few hours ago, Fake Dispatch was extremely hungry and posted the following:
When I got home, I decided, "Why the hell not?" I loaded Greg and Ann into the van and we headed to White Castle.
Thanks to my Reddit Secret Santa, I had a White Castle gift card.
At home we unloaded the bags.
And unloaded the contents.
I bought two extra White Castles for the kids to eat. Ann was not impressed by the smell.
Greg was in heaven!
I knew that I was going to need to stuff these Castles in the tortilla shells and I didn't know how well they would take the pressure. Instead I took some waxed paper and rolled the Castles up nice and tight.
I took the beefy melt burrito and revealed the OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S HIDEOUS!
Pro Tip: Don't ever open your Taco Bell.
I inserted the White Castles...
and folded it back up.
I cut it open to reveal the unnatural bond of burger and burrito.
And then I took a bite.
I'm not going to lie to you. It was delicious. It was DELICIOUS! The red sauce and the rice with the soft bread and oniony, steamy burger... it was really tasty.
Greg liked it, too.
Next was the chili cheese burrito.
Ann tried this one.
While she didn't like it, it, too, was really good!
Finally we tried the bean burrito.
Sadly, the bean burrito was not at all good. The fresh onions did not mix well with the steamed onions and there was an onion gang war in my belly.
Overall, White Castle and Taco Bell make an awesome combination. If you have some wax paper and a wife that only threatens to kick you out of the house for stinking up the place (wait until 3:00am) then I suggest you try it!
The abomination that you created was not very holy, Juan.
I'm glad Annie tales after her mother.
This is literally the greatest creation I've ever seen. How do we get Holy Juan on "The Next Food Network Star"? I cannot wait to construct this masterpiece after a night at the bars.
Well done, sir.
What kind of wine goes best with this? I need to know.
A nice May 2011 Thunderbird.
TRUELY DISTURBING....I ACTUALLY HAVE NEVER HAD WHITE CASTLE..OR TACO BELL WHEN I WAS NOT DRUNK....I USED TO WORK AT NAUGLES...SORT OF A COMBO OF THE TWO...BUT NEVER PUT A BURGER IN THE BURRITO...SOUNDS A BIT DIRTY TO ME...
Lol at wine suggestion. Perfect!
THANK GOD WE DONT HAVE A TACO BELL OR A WHITE CASTLE....HERE THAT WAS SICK.. SORRY TO SAY
Please let us know when you get them! Also let us know when your CAPS LOCK button gets fixed.
looks good. I too miss the Chilito. - shorty
Onion Gang War would be a great band name.
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