Laminated List Week 2011

It’s the third week of February and you know what that means! It’s UPDATE YOUR LAMINATED LIST week.

As you all know, a laminated list is the three famous people with whom your spouse will allow you to have sex with if ever the opportunity presents itself. If you happen to run into one of your three famous people and they are drunk enough to let you jump in the sack / couch / Charlie Sheen's basement with you, then you have permission to have guilt free sex with any one of the three people on that list.

Every year, during the third week of February, you are allowed to update the list.

So here is my list for 11’ – 12’…

1. Sarah Silverman
2. Christina Ricci
3. Zooey Deschanel

My previous list was : 1. Sarah Silverman 2. Christina Ricci and 3. Leelee Sobieski

Who’s on your list for this year?


Capt. Schmoe said...

Random sex with famous people outside of marriage is not Holy, Juan.

1. Mila Kunez
2. Patricia Heaton
3. Th mom from Little People, Big World

Anonymous said...

1. Keira Knightley
2. Ruben Studdard
3. Flipper

Unknown said...

Nice work switching it to Zooey :) does this count for single people? Haha.