We took Greg and Ann to see the neighborhood Santa. He handed out these coloring books as gifts. Starting with the cover, they are extremely creepy:
Front cover: Young gay cowboy seeks similar. Pew, pew pew!
The Ass Bandit makes his escape!
The chipmunk and rabbit will haunt my dreams tonight. It looks like the chipmunk is drawing in the book to hide the boy's groin from our view. THANK YOU CHIPMUNK.
OK. Not horrific. But that umbrella has a sharp point and someone could get hurt.
This kid is obviously drunk on fermented, giant olive. I think he drew this coloring book.