Try using the "whole" quote

Sarah Palin sent out a Tweet yesterday asking her followers to remember Martin Luther King Jr. I can see how Palin, who has been under a lifetime of racial scrutiny for her accent, could believe in the hope behind MLK Jr.'s message.

Also in her Tweet, she (kind of) quotes MLK Jr. (see the fixed Tweet at

Palin says, " "Faith is taking 1st step even when u don't see the staircase"-MLKjr"

Now, beyond the crappy Tweeting, there is something very wrong with this quote. The real quote is, "Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase." (My emphasis on whole.)

Without "whole" the two quotes are completely different. King is suggesting that you understand your path, but not exactly where it might lead and that you must trust in others or a higher power after those first few steps.
Palin is suggesting blind faith. It's the difference between walking down a dark set of stairs with a lantern and only being able to see as far as the circle of light glows *OR* running through a dark house with a blindfold on, hoping that everything will work out because of God's will.

I do not think Palin understands the difference, otherwise she would remember the whole quote and write it as such. To Palin, it doesn't matter. Faith is faith, blind or not.

Here are some other quotes that I assume Sarah Palin could Tweet and fuck up:

"The only thing we have to fear is fear, it's elf."

"4 score and 7 years ago, my four dads brought 4th, upon these awesome United States of America, with Liberty and JUSTICE 4 all."

"Mr. Gorbycough, all in all it's just another brick in the tear down this wall!"

"Dec. 7, 1941—a day which will live in for me"

"Jesus swept."


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Anonymous said...

Must be a liberal, your examples make no sence...

HolyJuan said...

My examples make perfect sense. Whatever "sence" is, I doubt they make that. You just need a lesson in good ole' American humor.

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Anonymous said...

Please analyze Obama's recent SOTU address I..I...I...I..I..II..I..I..II..II..I..II.I..I.I..I..I..I..I..II..III.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I you.. won't you're a piece of crap!

HolyJuan said...

Your secret Roman language has me baffled.

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Anonymous said...

"Palin is suggesting blind faith"
No she isn't, she is just stupid.
Much like this site and most Americans.