DB Used Christmas Trees

Every once in a great while, someone comes up with that one in a million idea. The “Why didn’t I think of that?” idea. The idea that will shake a generation to its collective knees.

Well my friend Dave (DB) thought of one and he’s going to make millions. I’m glad I am getting in on the front end!


DB’s Used Christmas Trees

Here's how the business came together:
Trees harvested from local curbs are gently dumped in yard

Wire and banners hung (special thanks to the flag pole!)

Trees arranged alphabetically according to genus, needle count and amount of tinsel left on branches.

$5,400 spent on logo design

And here is the final product

So here's to you Dave! And here's the team of folks that helped you get there. We hope you enjoy your profits once you return home from vacation.


Deer head on door

Someone actually had this tree in their home

This tree came complete with lights and pre-attached stand


Anonymous said...

So... where is the DB and when is he getting home?

HolyJuan said...

He was in Maine. He'll be back early this morning around 3:00am. I expect a call around 3:02am.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha! I love it!

Anonymous said...

has he sold any??

Anonymous said...

Classic! Nicely played.

If I were Dave I'd choke you for the bad caricature alone.

Anonymous said...

Happy New Year!

I just got home (a day later than planned), and it was the laugh we all needed! The tree and reindeer were all lit up... Hysterical!

Thanks to all involved.
I'm not sure this can be topped, but payback is fun...

Owner/Proprieter of DB's Used Christmas Trees

Anonymous said...

I am so glad you arent my neighbor.
Omg...ok..maybe I wish you were!!

Anonymous said...

paybacks huh, you welcome to try.