I think everyone is aware that February 25th is the Annual
Update Your Laminated List Day.
As you all know, a Laminated List is the three famous people
with whom your spouse/significant other will allow you to have sex with if ever the opportunity
presents itself. If you happen to run into one of your three famous people and
they are drunk enough to let you jump in the sack / couch / Uber with you, then you have permission to have guilt free sex with any one of
the three people on that list.
My list has only changed slightly with the removal of Kat
Dennings (I’m starting to think I can trick Miss Sally into putting Kat on her
list) and the addition of Cara Delevingne.
My loyal readers may note that some of my articles are going to missing links. I hate to say that I ran afoul of some bad hombres and they kidnapped some of my best articles and are holding them digitally hostage for ransom.
I'm sorry for the inconvenience and hope to be able to get those articles back out in public as soon as possible. There are still plenty of other horribly written items to read.