I think everyone is aware that February 25th is the Annual Update Your Laminated List Day.
As you all know, a Laminated List is the three famous people with whom your spouse/significant other will allow you to have sex with if ever the opportunity presents itself. If you happen to run into one of your three famous people and they are drunk enough to let you jump in the sack / couch / Uber with you, then you have permission to have guilt free sex with any one of the three people on that list.
My list has only changed slightly with the removal of Kat Dennings (I’m starting to think I can trick Miss Sally into putting Kat on her list) and the addition of Cara Delevingne.
1. Christina Ricci (Still number one after all these years)
2. Milana Vayntrub (She’s the AT&T girl and my crushy crush)
3. Cara Delevingne (I don’t know what it is… but she makes my heart hurt)
Let’s hear what your three picks are!
I've long told my wife that the chances of us sleeping with ANY celebrity are so rare we should skip the list and just agree all celebrities are fair game. Not just fair game, but I'd be disappointed in her if she didn't take an opportunity offered, regardless of age or gender of th4 celebrity. Same goes for me.
Fornication outside of marriage is not very Holy, Juan.
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