I'm not sure if you remember the Guess How Much Money is in the Bag contest, but the winner of the contest was some guy named John from North Carolina.

As it turns out, John and I are in the same industry and I saw him at a trade show in Florida.

That's fucked up.

What's not fucked up is a girl punching me in the face.


Anonymous said...

Reading this blog over the past few months has been a lot like listening to morning talk shows on the radio - most of the time it's funny or at least mildly entertaining in that certain dickish way. Other times it's like reading the sunday comics, you reach the end of a section and think, "huh? wait a minute - that last part was supposed to be a PUNCHLINE?!"

HolyJuan said...

Punchline! I get it. You are hired!