Don't ever write about writing. No one wants to hear about that.  Even once you have become a successful writer, people don't want t...

This photo is from my buddy Chris who lives in the Tampa area. About six weeks ago, three blocks from his house, the sign on the right pop...

The Bird Cage burnt down.  It was a bar in Prescott, AZ in a place called Whiskey Row. A total loss. But this story begins at an ATM m...

My son is studying for his Ohio 3rd Grade Achievement Assessment test. He brought home this practice test and I'm confused. Take a look...

There are three ways to climb The Mountain at night: The Baby Bear Path, The Momma Bear Path and the Papa Bear Path.  The Baby Bear Pa...

My friend Terry reminded me today that there was a time in my life when a close group of friends would climb Mt. Pleasant (Standing Stone ...

Not Rabbit... rabid.

COLUMBUS, OH - The National League of Churches convened an emergency meeting this past Monday to discuss the scarcity of new, clever church ...

Second sign stolen in two years.

For a few quarters in college, Nick, Doug and I all lived in the same apartment together.  When we first moved in, we drew straws to see wh...

It was Handsome Joe that invented The Lumberjack. A few friends met at a bar that was at least two notches higher than my calling, but I w...

Westerville OH (FD) – It has been almost two years to the day since John Laughlin of Westerville, Ohio defensively stuck his Ron Paul for Pr...

Sally had something to tell me and she did not want me to be mad. I, too, had something to say to her and I hoped the same. My something...

Filling a dirty pan with water and letting it soak is not considered washing it. Staying out late is being out until 11:59pm Staying out ...

COLUMBUS, OH (FD)- The Ohio Senate voted unanimously on S.B. 189 this past Thursday to change the name of Lake Erie to Lake Ohio. Senator...

I was a late bloomer.  I was a good kid in high school.  I didn't drink until after football season my senior year. I didn't sneak o...

If you run Firefox and are trying to remove MyWebSearch, try the following: Delete any "MyWebSeach" extensions under menu TOOLS ...

Help me with this completely unscientific experiment by mapping where you lost your virginity. Click on the link below to access a map of t...

Remember how f'ing hot this last summer was?  And do remember that one time I was a dick to you and you wanted to get me back?  These tw...

Dear Ray, First off, I know you are not reading this. I think we would both agree that this time we have on Earth is one shot only and...