{Author's note: In a first for HolyJuan.com, I'd like to present, guest writer, Chris.} In early June, Joe vacationed for a week ne...

I was cleaning off my desktop when I ran across this. Some redhead blogger ran a contest to make up a 300 words or less story about how she...

Dear HolyJuan, What shall i take in my suitcase? I have been thinking about this for a while and was hoping you might be able to shed some ...

I have a sum of money in this bag. First one to guess how much is in the bag gets the money. To answer, you need to leave a comment with th...

Russ and I have been friends since kindergarten. We rode the bus to school together for 12 years until he bought a car, which reminds me th...

Author's Note: Was chatting with Dave B last night and this video came up in conversation. I forgot how much I liked it. I might need ...

AmyD is awesome. She and I went to school together for a couple years in Lancaster. She was a goofball and I was a doofus. She was a ball ...

Dear Holy Juan, While belated, I wanted to send you a heartfelt thank you note for allowing me the experience of reading your blog. Your doc...

I’m sure Aunt Lara laughed, nay, cackled to herself when she stuck the copy of “Splish Splash- A Book of Five Jigsaws” in amongst the other ...

Hello XXX, I hope this letter finds you well and that you are having a good summer. Have you run any office chairs through parking lots an...

Dear Holyjuan, Throughout the entire course of our relationship together, my girlfriend has been misusing a particular word. At first it wa...

I love this photo: I'm not sure if it's because of his tentative, stiff stance. Or that he's getting bigger. Or it might be bec...

Do you need reassurance? Call (614) 429-4365 and get some. Things are going to get better.

Photo by: KPfefferle

My buddy Keegan saw this handy road worker while passing through a road construction site in New Mexico. I'm sure that if MacGyver were...

I worked at a Baskin-Robbins store in Lancaster back in the late 80’s. The folks at Baskin-Robbins corporate thought that it would be inter...

COLUMBUS, OH (HJ) – If you have ever had to issue or deliver a subpoena, you know what a hassle and expense it can be. In Columbus, OH, sub...

Dear HolyJuan, I am on Twitter, but I do not have very many followers. Why is that? Can you help me get more followers? Yours truly, @chic...

I learned about HoleyBoard in college from my Canton friends. There is a lot to be said about HoleyBoard, but I don't have time for it ...

Shit.

I went four days without shaving. I think half a beard makes my head look smaller. Kinda.  

Ann's POV from the swing

MINNEAPOLIS (HJ) – Democrat Al Franken was declared the winner of a Senate seat in Minnesota on Tuesday, ending one of the longest Senate ra...

A little late, but I'll drag it out next year. Click to enlargenate:

I've said it before, I'm no music critic. I know what I like and that's about it. I first saw " This is My Suitcase "...

Rule #1 Don't call it blogging Not sure if you heard yet, but the word blog is pathetic. Stop using it. The thing you are doing is wri...

My co-worker is out of town this week on a "Diva vacation". I'm not sure what a Diva vacation is, but it in now way shape or ...

Now with the crossover:

A stencil in the Short North area of Columbus, OH.

Sorry about the windshield wipers.

Somewhere along the way, I've created 1,003 posts with this one being the 1,004th. I'm not sure how that is possible, so I stayed up...

I have to bet that it was the rugged, good looks of that hunter that killed off the dinosaurs. Or his complete gayness. I assume that it was...

The crossover has not been completed yet. I'm trying to convince people that 315 is horrific so that I can continue to take the express...

We get Post Magazine at work. Good articles about video production technology and trends. I was looking at this month's cover at all t...

I hope to document the construction throughout the next twelve four months.

This is a true story, with every name, but one, changed to protect those who need such things. My friend, Mark, works in a very large office...

{Author's Note: This is a repost from several years back, but I thought you might want to read about the fire I was caught in years ago....

COLUMBUS OH (HJ) – How many times have you seen a homeless person on the street talking to themselves and thought, “That person is crazy!” ...

I assume that your office is somewhat similar to mine at lunch time: if you need some accoutrement, like a packet of mustard or a spoon, yo...