Everyone should know that the story you have probably heard of Jesus is really not that correct. Here is the actual story: Back in 0 when Je...

A favored local Mexican restaurant has two handicapped parking spots. Both spots are clearly marked with, well, handicapped handicapped sym...

We went to the park this past weekend and found a newly installed play area. As we walked up, I saw the greatest slide in the world. It wa...

Sometimes you plan the day ahead what you two should wear. Sometimes, you call each other that morning and coordinate clothes. And sometimes...

DETROIT, Mi (HJ)- In a surprising turn of events, General Motors Corp. CEO Fritz Henderson announced today that GM would be avoiding bankrup...

A few months ago, I signed up for a free Grand Central phone number. A wonderful service where a user could receive phone calls on their pe...

The Penny Someday we will get rid of the penny and when we finally do, we’ll look back and say, “Why didn’t we do that sooner.” Well? Let’...

TOLEDO OH (HJ) - Hank Rufus (@hankepanky on Twitter) is a gentle, secluded man with very little outlet for his emotions. Though the medium ...

I have actually seen the store workers smoking out there.

Well, sometimes this stuff happens when you mix alcohol and matches. The peaceful PalmerFest of years past got a little out of control last...

This is an advert for an apartment complex near my house.

PalmerFest 2009 is this weekend (May 9th, 2009.) I know this because a reporter from The Post, The Ohio University student run newspaper, c...

Conny was in town this weekend. If we learned one thing, it’s that in Ohio, you cannot buy beer from a store past 1:00am. We tried three pla...

Scan from Parenting Magazine I think it's really the look on the kid's face that creeps me out. He seems half sad and half kill-you...

Original Photo by Annie Hintsala U-Turn sign by mag3737

Miss Sally is my wife. But you already knew that. What many of you have asked me is why I call Miss Sally, "Miss Sally." To mak...

I tend to be a phone prick. The sales people on the other end sense this and usually hang up before I say anything wiseass-ish. We’re on t...

New York (HJ) – In front of a busy Sunday saleroom and crowded telephone bank at Sotheby’s New York today, against a pre-sale estimate of US...

Dear HolyJuan, My friend and I got into an argument you might be able to settle for us. Who's tougher? Chuck Norris or Dan Cortese? My b...

A few months ago, I had a great, original idea for a t-shirt. I spent about three minutes on the photoshop and then zipped on over to Skree...

My nicknames in alphabetical order: Doug E Fresh Doug Funny Dougie Big Nuts Drain Bamage Handsy Lancaster Mr. Doug Mr. P Pahoehoe ...

I spent too much time trying to decide if the first one was grammatically correct before I noticed the second one.

There is a "beauty doctor" in Westerville, OH that advertises in the free local rag. I enjoy her pencil sketches of what miracles...

ATHENS, OH (HJ) – Extremely conservative scientists Dr. Handons and Dr. Remerick were dismayed earlier today after their successful opening ...

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HOLLAND OH (HJ) - High school senior Cheryl Heft of Toledo, Ohio was saddened, but relieved to find out that she did not have the mystical p...

A little bit ago (seven months), I won an award for an article I wrote about Hollywood running out of 555 numbers . The award is Pageant of...

We caught this guy in mid-bite of his invisible sandwich. Maybe the mayo was bad?

CRAWFORD, TX (HJ) – The first three months out of office are being called a success by former President George W. Bush. “I’d pretty much ca...

By Donna Willis Web Content Coordinator Source COLUMBUS, Ohio—A man said he was beaten with a hammer after playing a video game at someone’s...

The best part about Chicago is that you can find some really great deals on furniture! While in Chicago, I was surfing on Craig's List ...

COLUMBUS-(HJ) Made up internet statistics are up a staggering 78% over the past six months, reported researchers from The Ohio University Sc...

My newest t-shirt design at Skreened.com is a tribute to my friend Kit: Check it out at http://skreened.com/holyjuan/kit-peery-s-bike-shirt...

While in Chicago this weekend, Eric shared with us a story about this note: Eric was seeking a parking spot in downtown Chicago. When he fo...

I think the lesson here is never leave Kit alone with a can of paint and a brush. Oh. And when Kit asks about the bike shirt, just say, ...

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