HolyJuan

Automatic Dial of 9-1-1

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Back in ye old days, you’d mash some buttons on the phone keypad and when the network figured out that the combination of numbers was a full...

An Open Letter to Sarah Silverman

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Dear Ms. Silverman, Hello and greetings from the far east end of the Midwest. My name is Doug and you and I are destined to have sex. I kn...
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Laminated List Week

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It’s the last week of July and you know what that means! It’s UPDATE YOUR LAMINATED LIST week. As you all know, a laminated list is the thre...
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McCain's Straight Talk Express Tour Schedule

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Good Morning Jon

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Good Morning Jon, Your wife is slowly bleeding out her belly button. We did some calculations and we figure she will bleed to death in 8.9 ...
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Randy Pausch (October 23, 1960 – July 24, 2008)

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Randy Pausch has died and I am very, very sad.

Ask HolyJuan: 614-GAY-IDOL

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I understand that several of my readers do not have hands or are busy with their hands while reading my site. I have taken this into conside...

Schnuckelputz: Putting “ass” in the glass

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We were in Athens, OH this past weekend for an Ohio University reunion of friends. In all, about eighteen of us made our way back to OU to ...

Fark Photoshop 7-23-08

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My entry on Fark for a Photoshop post. I just realized my ball is the mouse and that's not how it works... Fixed...

Ruined Photo

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Don't you hate it when you take a great photo and then it is ruined by one person in the background?
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Scam Baiting Dating {The FINAL update}

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I have jumped back into the ScamBaiting game again. This one is especially good because it involves a woman or a man pretending to be a wo...
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3-Word Commentary on dustbury.com

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Check out Charles' "3-Word Commentary" on his site www.dustbury.com . It's in the left column. As he explains: "It...

Ohio BMV to allow emoticons on license plates

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COLUMBUS, OH- The Ohio Bureau of Motor Vehicles is allowing Ohio motorists to communicate their feelings on their license plates through som...
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What are you thinking about, honey?

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Which character does not belong with the others?

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Greg and I were playing Garbage Masher on the starwars.com website when this quiz question came up: And of course the answer was obvious:
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Tips for Meeting Your Future Self

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At some point, time travel will be invented and your future self will come back to warn you about something. Be prepared by following these...
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Insight Communications Deceptive Envelope

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My friend Keegan shared with me a few weeks ago about a deceptive envelope he received from Insight Communications on the same day he receiv...
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Just when you thought you would never meet that perfect someone

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CLICK TO ENLARGE I saw these two folks at Comfest 2008 in Columbus, OH. I'm all about personal freedoms, but damn... that's just gr...
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Forehead Spider Tattoo

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In the springtime at OU, it was very easy to spend hours in the doorway that led to Dominic, John and Chris’ apartment above Mountain Leathe...

Greg Catches a Fish

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The Fisherman
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The Worst Bachelor Party Ever

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As a rule, bachelor parties cannot be discussed with anyone outside of other males. As a female, the answer you will get when asking what t...
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