mad max haiku

I use StatCounter to track my hits and to help me stalk the eight people who come to my site. StatCounter will also let me see what word searches people use to get here. Someone did a search on Google for “mad max haiku driving” and found my site.

So I thought I would help them out next time they do the search.

Alone with your car
Gasoline non-existent
Chainsaw guns are not

The World's Worst Haiku

No toilet paper
Used a wad of hair from trash
The Aristocrats!