tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post8629819447746276675..comments2024-02-17T10:19:19.982-05:00Comments on HolyJuan: Tips for Meeting Your Future SelfHolyJuanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comBlogger51125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-5052615025754092712013-07-23T11:44:30.408-04:002013-07-23T11:44:30.408-04:00The thing with all time travel is that if it were ...The thing with all time travel is that if it were going to happen, it would've happened by now, because you have all of future time for it to have occurred. The fact it hasn't indicates that it never will. I think the time would be better spent with beautiful women trying to make them want to fukc you, in the here and now :) With aliens... makeanygirlwanttohttp://www.makeanygirlwanttofuckme.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-67165724356808547622013-03-23T11:10:12.754-04:002013-03-23T11:10:12.754-04:00#8 is pointless. if your future self were to kill ...#8 is pointless. if your future self were to kill you, they would NOT EXIST AFTERWARDS.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-33307978846093974112013-03-23T11:05:00.918-04:002013-03-23T11:05:00.918-04:00its pointless to kill your future self before they...its pointless to kill your future self before they kill you to bang your current lover, because if they were to kill you, they would not exist afterwards.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-22191630584792699332009-12-17T12:31:26.210-05:002009-12-17T12:31:26.210-05:00Hi !.
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Let`s take this option together to become richAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-25483478621187850922008-12-02T01:22:00.000-05:002008-12-02T01:22:00.000-05:00Winning money in the future wouldn't work sorry to...Winning money in the future wouldn't work sorry to say, the money would most likely be different... and therefore useless when you returned home.<BR/><BR/>Wolfie!Wolfie!https://www.blogger.com/profile/16777865704201679207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-39281340041054125312008-10-07T22:33:00.000-04:002008-10-07T22:33:00.000-04:00I Printed Out the First Two Pages.Warning to Self....I Printed Out the First Two Pages.<BR/>Warning to Self. You Are So Screwed !<BR/>(signed)<BR/> - Me aka You!Chuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11006047687873230347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-54467570478726132382008-09-21T10:31:00.000-04:002008-09-21T10:31:00.000-04:00stumbled upon this ^••^had a good laugh, i'm a tim...stumbled upon this ^••^<BR/>had a good laugh, i'm a time traveller tooAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-17538494992776121972008-08-16T05:35:00.000-04:002008-08-16T05:35:00.000-04:00Time travel, huh? Beat this:http://rlexperiment.bl...Time travel, huh? Beat this:<BR/><BR/>http://rlexperiment.blogspot.com/2008/08/welcome-travelers-from-future-day-real.html<BR/><BR/>How's that for an idea?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-66212841602058401272008-08-06T15:48:00.000-04:002008-08-06T15:48:00.000-04:00I have been reading alot of blogs about writers bl...I have been reading alot of blogs about writers block and how to cure it. You surrreee did not have a creative block. Actually, I wanna know what activities you partook in to become this creative. This made me laugh!<BR/><BR/>Thanks!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-7457448486366925132008-08-04T14:12:00.000-04:002008-08-04T14:12:00.000-04:00I ONCE GAVE BIRTH TO A FETUS AND THEN I RAPED THE ...I ONCE GAVE BIRTH TO A FETUS AND THEN I RAPED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AND THEN FLUSHED HIM DOWN THE TOILET...EXCEPT THE PIPES WERE LEADING INTO MY MOUTH SO I ATE HIM THEN I TOOK SOME LAXATIVES AND POOPED HIM OUT INTO A CREAMY LIQUID OF BROKEN UP FETUS FINGERS THEN I PROCEEDED TO RAPE MY DOOKIE AND I DIDN'T USE A CONDOM BUT I HAD MY BI-ATCH THERE SO SHE COULD SUCK MY DICK CLEAN. MORAL OF THE STORY? DRINK PLENTY OF LAXATIVESAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-3139263674609317732008-08-04T13:20:00.000-04:002008-08-04T13:20:00.000-04:00PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-776871341572039452008-07-25T17:53:00.000-04:002008-07-25T17:53:00.000-04:00Good stuff right here. I'm pretty sure I don't nee...Good stuff right here. I'm pretty sure I don't need to worry about this, because I know that if my future self were to visit me we'd just end up double teaming some fine ass bitches from the 1500s.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-9658450051363869452008-07-22T20:16:00.000-04:002008-07-22T20:16:00.000-04:00Some kind of..weird..damn, i feel something spikey...Some kind of..weird..damn, i feel something spikey in my back pocket..what is it ôo...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-64449188339211869212008-07-22T06:21:00.000-04:002008-07-22T06:21:00.000-04:00LOL!! I was LMAO!!!I HATER HATES...LOL!! I was LMAO!!!<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://i-hater.blogspot.com" REL="nofollow">I HATER HATES...</A>I-HATERhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08534169679784049304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-4402643370224751412008-07-20T12:15:00.000-04:002008-07-20T12:15:00.000-04:00I wish I'd known all this stuff before I met my fu...I wish I'd known all this stuff before I met my future self. Still he/I gave me a bunch of sports results to bet on. Who would have thought the 2009 Superbowl would end like that?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-22968209845107748602008-07-20T05:19:00.000-04:002008-07-20T05:19:00.000-04:00Wow this was one of the funniest things I've read ...Wow this was one of the funniest things I've read in a long time! Thanks!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-76077216285554761392008-07-19T16:01:00.000-04:002008-07-19T16:01:00.000-04:00Very nicely done, I lol'd.Here's the worst thing ...Very nicely done, I lol'd.<BR/><BR/>Here's the <A HREF="http://patf.net/blogs/index.php?blog=2&c=1&more=1&pb=1&tb=1&title=the_worst_thing_about_time_travel" REL="nofollow">worst thing about time travel.</A>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-51844985391041751192008-07-18T16:47:00.000-04:002008-07-18T16:47:00.000-04:00>>YOUR STUPID!!I love irony.>>YOUR STUPID!!<BR/><BR/>I love irony.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-71475239151899871642008-07-18T09:30:00.000-04:002008-07-18T09:30:00.000-04:00Time travel does not exist and will not during my ...Time travel does not exist and will not during my lifetime. If it did being 43 now I would have already have met my future self.scadahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17287568860782349002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-20971600146139267372008-07-18T09:11:00.000-04:002008-07-18T09:11:00.000-04:00YOUR STUPID!!YOUR STUPID!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-38785480912303157962008-07-17T16:18:00.000-04:002008-07-17T16:18:00.000-04:00Ain't gonna happen. If time travel is ever possib...Ain't gonna happen. If time travel is ever possible in the future then we would already know. Who in the future could keep a secret like that? Now, I could be wrong. Maybe, just maybe all those UFOs are time-travel machines and our future comes to look in on us like we go to zoos to look at our distant past selves; i.e. monkeys, apes, and other types with fur.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-26878535701980607512008-07-17T09:24:00.000-04:002008-07-17T09:24:00.000-04:001. Have a secret questionThe funny thing about thi...<B>1. Have a secret question</B><BR/><BR/>The funny thing about this one is that I actually came up with one way back when I was 9 years old.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-15126084096086959712008-07-17T00:48:00.000-04:002008-07-17T00:48:00.000-04:00Very funny! Thanks for the laugh. Now I know how...Very funny! Thanks for the laugh. Now I know how to prepare for my future self and counter-prepare for my past self!Willhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17302995538868466833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-77929485202273306752008-07-16T23:33:00.000-04:002008-07-16T23:33:00.000-04:00http://intensecoders.com/?p=52sorry, forgot to exp...http://intensecoders.com/?p=52<BR/><BR/>sorry, forgot to explain - this guy is stealing your work.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-49601117228989192392008-07-16T23:32:00.000-04:002008-07-16T23:32:00.000-04:00http://intensecoders.com/?p=52http://intensecoders.com/?p=52Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com