tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post5364375175036749142..comments2024-02-17T10:19:19.982-05:00Comments on HolyJuan: LameHolyJuanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-65911441521162776832009-01-29T14:05:00.000-05:002009-01-29T14:05:00.000-05:00I could understand if you were 40 and the newly ch...I could understand if you were 40 and the newly christened 21 year old was named "Bobbi".<BR/><BR/>I turned 21 on the side of the road pulled over for racing. Fortunately I was a passenger and got to just sit and bitch to the driver that he shouldn't have pulled over and ruined my birthday when his gift to me could have been a really cool high speed police chase.Eric Soykehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02431858201547759150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-78933599281984273692009-01-22T16:00:00.000-05:002009-01-22T16:00:00.000-05:00My knees aren't what they used to be.My knees aren't what they used to be.HolyJuanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-77473490646369633252009-01-22T14:45:00.000-05:002009-01-22T14:45:00.000-05:00Wow, and here I thought you just got down on your ...Wow, and here I thought you just got down on your knees to absorb their virile juices. Way to move up in the world!Connyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864262120859518981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-67006046626878871952009-01-22T10:12:00.000-05:002009-01-22T10:12:00.000-05:00Listen here, old man Conny. Just because you gave...Listen here, old man Conny. Just because you gave up on life doesn't mean I have to.<BR/><BR/>When I go out with these kids, I usually take a needle and 18ft of rubber tubing. As they get drunk, I lightly stab them with the needle and absorb their young, virile juices.<BR/><BR/>What you don't realize is that I am actually 86 years old or a Young Dave Briley as they call me in some circles.HolyJuanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11288911.post-61069498449328764902009-01-22T09:13:00.000-05:002009-01-22T09:13:00.000-05:00Aren't you 40? What the hell are you doing at a 21...Aren't you 40? What the hell are you doing at a 21 year old's birthday party? Trying to live vicariously through someone half your age?Connyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864262120859518981noreply@blogger.com