Comments on HolyJuan: Ten Things Parents Will Never Admit

Haha, okay, from the point of view of someone who ...

2007-08-27T00:17:00.000-04:00

Haha, okay, from the point of view of someone who is still called a kid, this is hilarious, and it does happen.
I was spanked as a child, and I have learned humility, and I have respect for those around me, not least my elders. The lesson is that everything you do has its own consequences. There was always a warning: "If you don't leave your sick sister alone to sleep, you will get a

Killian needs to get laid

2007-08-19T22:26:00.000-04:00

Killian needs to get laid

My mom used to smoke behind the garage. She tried...

2007-08-10T23:12:00.000-04:00

My mom used to smoke behind the garage. She tried to hide it but we all knew...

Wait... mom?

my kid caught me smoking.............

2007-08-10T19:48:00.000-04:00

my kid caught me smoking.............

I found it funny as it was intended to be. But I w...

2007-08-08T14:49:00.000-04:00

I found it funny as it was intended to be. But I will admit to some of these, like eating the last of the fun food, sure! Its payback for eating their other leftovers all the time anyway. And laughing at their suffering is natural sometimes if your kids are drama queens and "suffer" at the slightest indignity.

As far as nudity goes, we only have one gender in this home, so we treat it

Studies have show that kids as young as four or fi...

2007-08-05T17:27:00.000-04:00

Studies have show that kids as young as four or five have sexual feelings about seeing their parents of the opposite sex naked. They don't understand it so they just end up being confused by their feelings.

I know my kids were confused. Not so much by me being naked but more because I was naked and touching my "dirty parts".

Kidding... I'm kidding... They were confused by

Kilian: if you're not a troll then you're an arse....

2007-08-05T06:03:00.000-04:00

Kilian: if you're not a troll then you're an arse.

Some ppl just have NO sense of humor. I enjoyed be...

2007-08-05T01:02:00.000-04:00

Some ppl just have NO sense of humor. I enjoyed being a mom to my 2 boys and I can honestly say that one of the things I learned was not only to laugh at them sometimes, but at myself most of all. If you can't take life lightly you'll just make yourself and those around you bitter and resentful. And Americans aren't the only ppl in the world that make mistakes. I haven't met a parent from ANY

Oh! And the "You Americans" bullshit...And you Ge...

2007-08-05T00:51:00.000-04:00

Oh! And the "You Americans" bullshit...

And you Germans can go blow yourselves you self righteous turds.

Oh my god M, let me buy you a drink!Seriously peop...

2007-08-05T00:49:00.000-04:00

Oh my god M, let me buy you a drink!

Seriously people...

HELLO!! these are jokes! Lighten up people. My Wor...

2007-08-04T21:39:00.000-04:00

HELLO!! these are jokes! Lighten up people. My Word! Do you find something wrong in everything you read?

1. SpankingI'm totally against violence against ch...

2007-08-04T20:39:00.000-04:00

1. Spanking
I'm totally against violence against children. And if you properly educate your little one by not only telling them you musn't do x or y, but explaining them why, most of them will learn and accept. (you need lots of time to convince them and you need to talk to them a lot and sometimes repeat the same stuff over and over and over).

After a while they get the idea. Also

Loved it! And #9 had me almost spitting coffee all...

2007-08-04T13:26:00.000-04:00

Loved it! And #9 had me almost spitting coffee all over my computer!

I have teenagers and they listen to that crap.. Not Howard Stern. So they run around singing all the time. No Big. But I have seen a 2-yr-old run around saying "I'm watching you focker" well, we all know what that really sounds like. LOL

Thanks for the laugh!

This type of well thought out and honest commentar...

2007-08-04T08:22:00.000-04:00

This type of well thought out and honest commentary has no place on a web site such as mine. You are a better, and much more naked, man than I will ever be.

Thanks for the comment and good luck!

In most cases you are probably completely correct....

2007-08-04T07:03:00.000-04:00

In most cases you are probably completely correct. But for me, I decided long ago that I will not lie to my kids. I have seven kids so I've had plenty of opportunity to lie. But my philosopy is that I will always be who I am. If my kids are there, I sometimes have to explain my actions. But I believe that honesty is critical. Sometimes the answer to their questions is that Dad is just an