The First and Probably Last HolyJuan Caption Contest

Please caption the following photo. Leave your caption in the comments The winner gets an official HolyJuan refrigerator magnet. (Not sold in stores.)

10 comments:

Holland Rhodes said...

No, I don't want to see your penis.

daniel said...

i KNOW! It's fucked up, right? But the guy in the bathroom wouldn't let me leave until I took a picture of it.

Mrs. K said...

See Shorty, Miss Sally didn't take my balls. Here's proof. I took a picture of them once she removed her kung fu grip.

Z said...

Here is the picture Levi took in the bathroom at Hal and Al's

David said...

"Lance, will you take a picture of Justin and I? (he's the dreamy one)"

DogsDontPurr said...

Holy sh*t! He's got a photo! Now what am I going to do!?!? Must. Destroy. The. Evidence!

sirgoofs said...

Ritchie Cunningham and Arthur Fonzerelli in the 21st century

Mrs. K said...

So... who won?!

HolyJuan said...

David won. Mrs. K gets second place.

Drop me a line David if you want your gift!

Tamara said...

Hate that I missed this one.... I would have submitted:


"Hey Jimmy Fallon, you can put your weed in here!"