you had me going until the bit about making a tent
I like the part about the burn pile.
You lost me at Faygo. She's may think magnets are magic, but she's not a mid-western juggalo.
Isn't she originally from Minnesota?
I thought this was legit until I read long neck bottles of Budweiser. She's a woman of the people and consumes her Bud straight from the can. She's no east coast liberal elitist sipping beer from fancy a bottle.
Check out The Onion's latest post...looks vaguely familiar...http://www.theonion.com/articles/sarah-palins-speaking-demands,17287/db
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