Fixing Palin

Did you know that Sarah Palin has a Twitter account? You should check it out because it is quite hilarious. She types with the ferocity of a fourth grade, dyslexic H4X0R.

What's silly is that it doesn't have to be that hard. You don't have to be illegible when condensing down your insanity to fit within the confines of Twitter. The word for doesn't always have to be Tweeted as "4".

I've started used to stay current on a Twitter account called Fixing_Palin where I retype what she Tweets (sometimes pausing to throw up as I do so), fixing her text and making it all fit in 140 characters.

For instance:


or:


I assume that I will keep this up until she fixes her shit or I get bored.

4 comments:

Kristen said...

It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.

Doug said...

Mike Rowe called me about doing a show on my website.

Ben Grandy said...

now if only you could fix the content of her beliefs...

sedgehurst said...

Brilliant. I love how you say it more literally *and* use fewer characters.