I've got a neighbor that just can't keep well enough alone. I won't go into detail about his other transgressions, but yesterday he asked me what I paid for my house. I ended up telling him in very round figures, but I was very uncomfortable.
How would you suggest I deal with similar situations in the future?
Dear Victorian Gingerbread,
You do realize you live in a Victorian Gingerbread? You've got bigger problems than your neighbor.
Get the fuck out and write me back once you move into something that doesn't require me to leave my testicles at the door when I enter.